CAPTION or Perish!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "I'd like to see one of those chicken-sh*t whiners try to run this country. All they can do is complain and complain. Hell, write your senator, I wanta say. What do they want from me, anyway? Hell, I'm a great president. Battle-hardened. Sharp of mind! Steady of will. Ever to the fore. Into the smoking breach, I say . . . yeah, and all like that. Wow. Karl showed me some Shakespeare last night and it was great. I think I'm going to ask to lead the troops into our next battle. Then we'll see what 'fierce' can mean. And 'resolve.' Damn. I'm gonna show everybody. They're gonna really see something! Wow. And I hope they'll get it all on film and dub some stirring music behind my speech. And we can get this Shakespeare to write it. I think he really pretty darn good, considering . . . . Yeah! I'll arrange it with Blair. Now we're cooking!"

[eek]

1. what's that polyp under his nose?

some kinda infected pus-sac resultant from recent increase in snortage?

[Champion Jack]

2. Damn! I'm gonna end up just like dad....

[calm_blue_ocean]

3. Are you there, God? Its me, George Walker. nt

[MisterP]

4. his nostrils are pointing in differing directions

[peterh]

5. The typical reaction of a spoiled brat…

When told…again…that even a king must abide by some rules.

[Duncan Grant]

6. All y'all are a**holes from the New York Times!

Bush no more in 2004!

[cosmicdot]

7. guess no one ever told him that his face would freeze

if he kept making those frowns and flaring those nostrils

(maybe if the picture is turned 180 degrees he would be smiling)

[skip fox]

8. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

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