My Favorite Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt

[Eat_The_Rich]

Your Favorite Band Sucks!

[Razorback1]

1. I dont Suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute

[Ouabache]

3. Outsource Bush

before your job gets outsourced.

[Disandra]

7. I'm pro-choice, and I shoot back

I saw this on a car at my local mall. Even funnier considering the very conservative town I live in.

[Salviati]

2. An idea for a workout shirt from one of my friends:

"Tae Kwon-Do sucks!"

To be worn out in public in order to provide strenuous physical workouts randomly throughout the day...

[Pert_UK]

4. Heh heh heh.....and another.........

"I was in Trafalgar Square the other day, ripping out nose hairs......BOY, those sleeping winos really hate that, but I need the incentive to jog."

Thank you Emo Phillips.

"I ran 5 miles the other day.....finally I said, 'Lady, keep your purse!'"

[HawkerHurricane]

5. MY favorite

There are very few personal problems
That cannot be solved
With a suitable application
Of high explosives.

#2
Give a man fire, he's warm for the day
SET a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life!

#3
God was my co pilot
But we crashed in the mountains
And I had to eat him.

#4
Beam me up, Scotty.
It ate my phaser.

#5
ReUnite Gwondanaland!

#6
Support Plate Tectonics
Get the drift?

#7
Beware of Quantum Hyperducks
Quark! Quark!

#8
Reality is just a LARP
With bad refs.

(LARP stands for Live Action Role Playing...)

#9
(Picture of P-38 Lockeed Lightning)
Der Gerberschwanz Tuefel

#10
(Picture of bear, with rifle)
Support your right to Arm Bears

[MoonGod]

6. I vote for #3...

... that actually got me to LOL.

[dutchdemocrat]

8. My Favourite is

My karma ran over your dogma...

[leftist_rebel1569]

10. same here...

I wish I could buy a shirt that says that...

[CanuckAmok]

9. "Fat People Are Harder to Kidnapp" n/t