Matcom looks like Riker

[WilliamPitt]

Tell me I'm wrong.

[LosinIt]

1. all I've seen of Matcom is his.....

ass. The little yellow one. So I guess I can't really comment.

[SiobhanClancy]

2. You're right

much younger,of course:)

[matcom]

3. oooooooooo gettin' me EARLY are ya?

:D

been told that by a few :P

ready for Monday? I'm cookin' you Carbonara you know! :P

bring your appetite brother!

:bounce:

[WilliamPitt]

4. Carbonara?

Ya Riker-lookin bastid, what the hell is Carbonara?

[matcom]

5. Spaghetti Carbonara?

pasta of the Italian Gods my friend. Pasta of the Gods

spaghetti with pancetta, parmagiano-reggiano, eggs and lots o' love

[WilliamPitt]

6. Straight outta the replicator, eh?

:)

[matcom]

7. side of Tribbles

:)

[matcom]

8. BTW.........

what the FUCK are YOU DOING UP THIS EARLY?????

and what time you coming out on Monday :D

[WilliamPitt]

9. Wrong question

Why haven't I gone to bed yet?

Good fucking question.

I'll be out in the early afternoon, I suppose. I hope you don't mind that I have to do truthout when I get there.

[matcom]

10. not at all

can you do that in your anticipated condition? :D

[WilliamPitt]

11. Sure

Truth is truth. :)

[GOPisEvil]

12. Bwahahahahaha!!!

#2 fits his personality fantastic! :D

Edit - or is he #1, who knows? who cares? It's early, and I'm already at work! x(

[matcom]

13. I AM #1 DAMMIT!

#1!!
#1!!
#1!!
#1!!
#1!!
#1!!
#1!!
#1!!
#1!!
#1!!
#1!!

at least that is what the Mrs "humors" me with :P

[GOPisEvil]

14. Well, you are Asshole #1...

...hmm...:think: Maybe you ARE Riker! Are you secretly married to Genie Francis? :D

[matcom]

15. nope. but if i were the invisible man....

you bet your ASS i would have been standing between Brittney and Madonna last night during their kiss!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

16. How hot was THAT?!?!

I only saw the still pictures. Whew!

[matcom]

17. CNN replayed it this morning

and let me tell you! i um was immediately at "attention" :P

[GOPisEvil]

18. Now THAT is the way to wake up!

It's a good thing I don't watch TV in the morning. I'd have been late to work. :P

[Coffee Coyote]

19. TRIAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

20. NEW TREE!!!

:bounce:

[SOteric]

21. I'm not sure...

Do you have a picture of Riker's ass toddling up and down a roof?

[GOPisEvil]

22. I'm sure all pictures were destroyed by Paramount.

:-)

[SOteric]

23. As a public service...?

I'm sure there's a Trekker out there somewhere with a bootleg photo of Riker's ass. No? Worf's then?

[GOPisEvil]

25. Ask Genie Francis...

...she might have an "art photo" or two stashed away. :-)

[SOteric]

26. "Art Photo...?"

Is that like the blackmail shots for the tell-all book she's gonna write if he dumps her or doesn't treat her right?

[GOPisEvil]

27. They could be used for that purpose, yes...

...but also as a reminder during periods of work-induced separation.

[SOteric]

30. I understand that whole 'love and separation' thing

but I'm still not sure that photos of some dude's backside are gonna be high on his beloved's list. Call me a sentimental old fool.

[GOPisEvil]

33. Maybe it's a really impressive backside...

...matcom's is after all.

[Coffee Coyote]

24. I am sure Deanna Troi does

The things the computer has done for them in the holodeck! :o

[SOteric]

29. Ohhh, -that's one to keep in mind:

It wasn't me, your honour. The holodeck was malfunctioning.

[underpants]

28. Are you sure he isn't running for Governor of California

Now that is called FOCUS!


California gubernatorial candidates Lawrence Strauss, center and Darrin Scheidle talk with adult film star and fellow candidate Mary Carey, Thursday, Aug. 28, 2003, at an event celebrating 13 years of heart research at the Harbor-UCLA Research and Education Institute in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)

[GOPisEvil]

31. Uh, Lawrence isn't talking to Mary...

...he's talking to her breasts. Pig.

I mean, they're impressive, but she DOES have eyes, ya know.

[underpants]

32. Maybe that is what she is telling this guy

California gubernatorial candidate and adult film star Mary Carey shakes her finger at fellow candidate Richard Simmons, Thursday, Aug. 28, 2003, at an event celebrating 13 years of heart research at the Harbor-UCLA Research and Education Institute in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)

[Paragon]

34. Cleft chin or Matcom's butt?

I report, you decide.

[matcom]

35. HAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man :D

[HereSince1628]

36. Well, before Riker discovered Romulin ale, anyway. n/t

.

[molly]

37. Damn - he sure does!

[Bake]

38. Yes, but does matcom shamelessly chase alien tail????

Riker is almost as bad a Capt. Kirk in that department!

Bake

[matcom]

39. shamelessly?

nothing shameless about it. i chase ALL tail! :P

[GOPisEvil]

40. The color of female matcom doesn't chase hasn't been invented yet.

matcom loves to "taste the rainbow"!! :D