DU contest!

[Darranar]

Whoever posts the 34th post on this thread gets a congratulations from me and knowledge that they can post with great timing!

[UrbScotty]

1. So...?

Who cares?

[Darranar]

3. So?

That's the point... there is no point.

[meegbear]

2. Am I caller 10?

I really NEED those Stones tickets!

[dofus]

4. What's the prize?

What's my incentive to make the next posts?

[Darranar]

7. You don't get it...

see post #3.

[trof]

5. 34th post

there

[meegbear]

6. we have a winner!!

:party:

[Darranar]

8. Sorry...

29 posts off.

[trof]

28. It is clearly labeled

"34th post".
I claim winner on a technicality.

[Darranar]

44. Okay...

you and he may divide the nonexistent prize between you.

[UrbScotty]

9. Why do you support Kucinich?

He's Bush-lite!</sarcasm>

[cherryperry]

10. No Kidding

[cherryperry]

11. you said it!

[cherryperry]

12. Great retort!

[cherryperry]

13. Why, thank you

[cherryperry]

14. Mom always said you were too competitive

[cherryperry]

16. that was just a cover

[cherryperry]

17. yeah, well she always preferred me to you

[cherryperry]

19. who wouldn't?

[cherryperry]

20. Dad didn't

[cherryperry]

21. well, that wasn't actually true

[cherryperry]

22. what's that supposed to mean?

[cherryperry]

24. they both preferred me, but didn't want to traumatize you

[Darranar]

18. cherryperry vs. cherryperry...

watch the debate: full of tension and energy!

[Darranar]

15. Nice debate...

between yourself and yourself.

[GOPisEvil]

23. What sucks is losing a debate to yourself!

:crazy:

[Darranar]

26. Than you'd win it, too...

and muddle it even more!

[cherryperry]

27. you know that isn't going to happen!

I'll get right up to #33 and some a-hole will slide in #34 and win another Kucinich supporter, huh?

I have such a weakness for sliding in Kucinich supporters, doncha know?

[GOPisEvil]

29. Story of your life, too?

The author of this thread will probably be #34 just to claim the prize that doesn't exist for him/herself.

[cherryperry]

31. No, I believe meegbear tried that above already n/t

[GOPisEvil]

37. It was a valiant attempt.

:-)

[cherryperry]

33. BTW, you're mean!

[GOPisEvil]

39. Mean? Me?

O8)

[Darranar]

38. That's the fun of it...

Mindless chasing after something that desn't exist: just like Bush sending troops into Iraq, searching for weapons of mass destruction.

[Darranar]

25. I assume some of you are wondering:

why is this insane person posting a thread with no point and no prize?

The reason is very simple. The point of the thread is that it has no point. The prize of the thread is that it has no prize. Got that, everyone? Just the usual nonsense that one must endure throughout life.

[cherryperry]

30. yes, but existentially, I talked myself into

believing you are the prize - wrong again?

fuck that shit!

I'm off to the civil rights threads.

If I Can't Have You, I Don't Want Nobody, Baby (remember that one?)


Oh, great and principled and idealistic Kucinich supporter, I bow to your purity of heart!

[Darranar]

32. Yep, wrong again...

I am NOT the prize.

[jmm]

34. Did I win?

:-)

[Darranar]

40. Yes, you win!

Now you have the prize that doesn't exist! Congratulations! :party::toast:

[jmm]

42. Woo-Hoo! I won nothing!

:bounce:

[cherryperry]

45. Yes, you did and

that is why you do not either deserve or win either Kucinich supporter -- I actually planned it this way - you win absolutely nothing and I get 2 lovely boys; one of whom is gay, so he can either join in a 3-way celebration, come over and take a walk on the straight side or cook for the other 2 of us (now, that was mean - bad girl, bad!)!

[jmm]

46. Keep the lovely boys.

I want a man }( .

[cherryperry]

48. Oh, (pant pant) they ARE <sigh sigh> men:

to quote Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles:

It's twue, it's twue!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[BigMcLargehuge]

35. nt

.

[indigo32]

36. Do I win?

[UrbScotty]

41. Why do people question Our Great Dictator President?

Will Pitt called the War in Iraq a "failure." Excuse me? The people of Iraq have been liberated, the Weapons of Mass Destruction have been found (in Burlington, Vermont), and Our Great Dictator President landed a plane on an aircraft carrier.

Did I mention that OGDP hasn't cheated on his wife?

[Darranar]

43. Because not all of us...

are ignorant, blind conservatives or DINOs.

[cherryperry]

47. Yes, the OGDP has so! Don't you ever wonder

why he and Cheney have those perpetual smirks on their icky faces?