Help me write a story with random photos you've found on the internet.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Over Kalthar City, an air of misplaced serenity hung heavy, like a heavy hanging thing. But then....


.....the Thwaptankan Deathcarrier appeared over the city.


Countermeasures went into place, and our defences were prepared

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. The Deathcarrier landed ominously. Kinda.

[Fenris]

2. The Thwaptankans began their assault from Parevian Bay

And we begin defensive maneuvers by firing a volley of missiles.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Their target? The Awesome Fortress of Winatkaraktak.

Non-essential personnel were evacuated from the building


by a really over-elaborate escape system

[Fenris]

4. The Leader was rushed away to his secret underground lair.

Whilst the missiles hit their target.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. Our level of civilization now substantially reduced

we put our best minds together to contemplate countermeasures


Our Great Leader was most disturbed by the turn of events

[Fenris]

6. So we realized he was just a mall Santa and overthrew him

And in his place elected a more dependable leader.

[radfringe]

7. A False Prophet emerges,

A False Prophet emerges,



as Mount Yakayomama rumbles in the distance.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Turning the sky red.

We prepared our escape

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. Emboldened by our change of leadership, our army was mustered....

our fleet placed on high alert


and battle was joined!

[Fenris]

10. But we were soon to meet our match.

The ABBA DESTROYER!



We had found the source of our enemy's power!



An ABBA tribute band!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. We were, quite literally, petrified.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. But decided to challenge our enemies to the traditional hand-to-hand

girl-carrying combat of our people

[Fenris]

13. Luckily, were also had a giant robot.

Who promptly murdered ABBA.



And we displayed their heads to much rejoicing from the public!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

14. Just in time to save our hero from the claws of the Giant Lobster

Hooray!

[Fenris]

15. But it wasn't enough to save the puppies!

[matcom]

16. who found a new enemy

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. ...and his gang.

[Fenris]

19. Yes, he was smuggling missiles in his thong.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

21. But his enemies lurked behind every tree.

[matcom]

22. some even thought they could skate away

[Screaming Lord Byron]

23. All attempts to stop him failed miserably.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. Thankfully, that was the day we had all been waiting for.

For on that day, the giant orbiting egg fell from the heavens and crushed the Lobster. Mmm-hmm.

[Fenris]

20. Egg and lobster for dinner!