Why did the box turtle cross the street?
Kat45
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Wed Jul-21-04 03:43 PM
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Why did the box turtle cross the street? |
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I'm sure some DUers have a good answer to this burning question. :-)
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Wed Jul-21-04 03:43 PM
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Wed Jul-21-04 03:45 PM
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2. Because he was being chased by a yak that was irritated with him |
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Edited on Wed Jul-21-04 03:47 PM by MrsGrumpy
for treading on his turf. :hi:
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Wed Jul-21-04 03:46 PM
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Wed Jul-21-04 03:46 PM
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4. To have a threesome... |
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...with me and my boyfriend. But we were already done by the time it got over here.
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Wed Jul-21-04 03:49 PM
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Wed Jul-21-04 03:49 PM
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6. That's easy. To get away from Rick Santorum and Pat Boone. They were |
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trying to solicit him for a threesome.
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ClintonTyree
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Wed Jul-21-04 03:57 PM
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to the Republican National Convention?
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Wed Jul-21-04 04:06 PM
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8. He thought it was a runway |
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I'll explain later if nobody gets it.
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Wed Jul-21-04 04:06 PM
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9. It was stapled to this chicken, see... |
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and was taken across the street against its will. According to the RNC, Bill Clinton was responsible.
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Wed Jul-21-04 04:48 PM
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10. Perhaps to get away from Cornyn, who was very curious |
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about doing a box turtle.
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