MASTICATION!

[UrbScotty]

We Americans need to masticate more. We are too thin, we masticate too little, and we concentrate too little on our looks.

WE NEED TO MASTICATE!

I plan on masticating pizza tonight.

What will YOU masticate?

[moez]

1. Unfortunately....

I tend to be quite sloppy when I masticate.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Just keep a napkin handy

Just cuz it's messy doesn't mean you can't have fun. :-)

[plcdude]

21. good suggestion

sometimes even a towel on the chair is a good thing

[JohnyCanuck]

2. I thought you could go blind

If you masticated too much.

[trof]

3. Mutual Mastication

Take a friend to dinner.
;-)

[RobertSeattle]

4. 95% of people masticate, the other 5% lie about it

[patdem]

5. Is it true that mastication is REALLY painful?

Enquiring minds want to know!

[Interrobang]

8. It is if you do it too much, or with no reason...

Then the involved parts start to hurt, and you can get a nasty syndrome.

[plcdude]

15. not for me

it is one of those delightful experiences in life.

[kimchi]

6. Now you are speaking my language!

I masticate several hundred times a day. No lie.

[JitterbugPerfume]

7. you should masticate

in the privacy of your own home

think of the children

[StaggerLee]

9. and the kittens!

Think of the KITTENS!!

[plcdude]

17. sometimes

i masticate in the car

[plcdude]

16. females

always have better when it comes to that.

[AquariDem]

10. I sometimes masticate in public

You know, a Snickers bar, some banana yogurt. Nothing wrong with that, is there?

[gristy]

11. This is not right!

This is just horrible to talk about this in a public forum! There are children, my God, children who are reading this! How much lower can you despicable people go, I do not know...

Huh? What's that honey (wife over the shoulder now)? Hmm. Yes. OK. Well...

Never mind.

[Zero Gravitas]

12. I like to masticate

in fact I started doing it at a very early age and haven't been able to stop myself doing it!!

[OneBlueSky]

13. Mastication is Sweeping the Nation! . . . yeah, man!!! . . . n/t

.

[buddhamama]

14. i've been told i masticate too much

i have no shame, public mastication even.

[plcdude]

18. if you like it

then don't stop I love it.

[dawg]

20. I'm looking forward to a little "mutual mastication" with the wife tonight

Maybe we'll even get to do it in public.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. I can't masticate the way I used to...

Bad molars... :-(

It's a shame because I like nothing better than masticating a handful of nuts.

[plcdude]

23. you are such a tease

nuts indeed how about sausages?

[TrogL]

24. America needs to learn how masticate quietly

the noise is driving me insane.

Close your mouths!

Stop grunting! Your vocal cords are not contributing anything. If you are choking, use the international sign (both hands on throat).