Go-riller joke for friday

[Champion Jack]

Two elderly ladies are walking through a zoo.
They come across the gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.
This fascinates the ladies. Finally, one of the women just can't bear it any longer and she reaches into the cage to touch it. Suddenly, the gorilla grabs her, drags her into the cage and mates with her for six hours nonstop!

When he's done, the gorilla throws the woman back out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the woman is taken away to the hospital.

A few days later her friend visits her and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"Am I hurt?" she answers. "Am I hurt? Wouldn't you be hurt?
He hasn't called, he hasn't written...."

[damnraddem]

1. I won't ape your joke. Here's a different one.

An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.

"Where did you get such a great bike?" asked the first.

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.'"

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."