The Bombastic Button-Pusher of all CAPTIONS!!! (Duck and Cover!)

[skip fox]

"So I figured if North Korea wants to play rough, well . . . we can go that way too. Here's my idea. I haven't run it by staff yet, so there might be a few changes, but . . . You see, we get someone to film me with the button right there, in the desk of the oval office in front of me, and we broadcast it to North Korea, and I say 'We got a package coming your way if you don't start letting inspectors in and stuff' . . . whatever . . . then the camera shows me getting ready to push the button and we give the phone number out on the screen so the North Koreans can call up and say 'No! No, wait!' I bet'ja that will work . . . just like in the movies . . . Wow. Only thing I haven't figured out is the time difference stuff. Like when are they all awake? And then what if they call up after I've already pushed the button because there's always 8 seconds that the t.v. signal takes. But once we iron that out . . . Whew! It'll be great. Another crisis taken care of. Man, am I good, or what?"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. I did not have sex with that pilot!!!!

[ForrestGump]

3. ....just his flight suit

[underpants]

2. I said!...........I WANT MY PUDDING I WANT MY PUDDING!

x(

[Richardo]

4. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

.

[underpants]

5. I WANT MY PUDDING I WANT MY PUDDING

I knew someone was going to post that.

[Richardo]

6. happy to oblige...

;-)

[cosmicdot]

7. We interrupt this speech so the pResident can be properly medicated...

[Astarho]

8. Where's the 'any' key on this thing?

and what the hell are you people doing here?

[peterh]

9. A scratch in the lone brain cell….

ahh…ahh…ahh…ahh…ahh…ahh….ahh…

[cosmicdot]

10. W: I have a dream ..... that one day ...