I am watching the cubs vs brewers and i saw HOOTERS.

[DEM FAN]

BIG Ones. :D

[blackcat77]

1. Better than seeing a bratwurst, I guess... nt

[Archae]

2. You saw a couple owls?

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Did they look like this pair?

[DEM FAN]

4. The Female Kind.

:D

[underpants]

5. Someone flashed the camera?

(Harry Carey voice) Heeeeeeeeeey look at those!

[FlashHarry]

6. My best hooters sports story...

I was watching the Monaco GP a couple of years ago. Before the race, commentator Derek Daly was talking about how Michael Schumacher and Damon Hill had become great rivals over the years. Just then, the feed from Monegasque TV cut to a shot of a topless woman on a boat watching the race festivities through some binoculars. Without missing a beat, Daly said, in his inimitable Irish brogue, "and there's a couple o' rivals, right there!"

A year or so later, the same thing happened, only this time it was a shot of an amply endowed woman in a tight red shirt. Schumacher and Barichello had just finished one-two, and the other commentator mentioned how nice it was to have a couple of red Ferraris in the winner's circle. The cameraman cut to the woman in the red shirt, focusing on her 'assets,' and Daly commented, "there's a couple more red Ferraris!' Gee, I wonder what's on his mind.