why women are proud of themselves

[Cheswick2.0]

We don't starve watching and waiting for new food to magically appear in the fridge.

anyone want to add to the list?

[Fixated]

1. ...

What? We get to wait for you to cook it.

[Cheswick2.0]

2. ......

are your arms broken? :P

[ulysses]

3. I am deeply offended.

Ok, I'm not really. I do most of the grocery shopping and cooking here, though.

[Cheswick2.0]

7. you are clearly smarter than the average Bear

and have a much better survival instinct

[SoCalDem]

4. we are smart enought to actually LOOK in the medicine cabinet

for the cough medicine, aspirin,etc.:evilgrin:

[Demobrat]

5. We make so much money we don't have to put up with any shit.

We can pay big dumb guys to do any necessary heavy lifting, and spend time with the ones we like out of choice, not necessity.

[SOteric]

6. We don't own more than 3 types of hammers.

[Cheswick2.0]

8. lol

no we don't

[Raenelle]

30. Me, too. LOL. Good one.

:hippie:

[DarkPhenyx]

11. Or know how to use...

...a single type of hammer?

[Sapphocrat]

22. Hey!

I own more than three types of hammers, and know how to use 'em all!

Oh, a response to this thread? Okay... Widows don't automatically die if they don't remarry immediately.

(Okay, so that doesn't apply to me personally, but still.)

[Mel]

26. I do

I love my tools and am proud that I know how to use them and can earn money doing it.

[SoCalDem]

9. If we want baseboards put in , we don't BUY a $600 nail gun

we pay a guy to put the baseboard in :)

[SOteric]

10. We can go to the bathroom without

refreshments and reading material.

[DarkPhenyx]

12. But can't do it in....

...groups of less than three.

[SOteric]

16. You'll want the men's thread, down the hall.

this is the response thread.

[DarkPhenyx]

19. Yeah, I noticed.

n/t

[SOteric]

13. We know stuff about

people. Like their names, anniversaries of important events, their birthdays, anniversaries of important events, that they're married or not and to whom they're married or with whom they're not, anniversaries of important events.

[CBHagman]

14. We don't regard the entire world as our personal spittoon.

I've been waiting for YEARS to say that. :-)

[DarkPhenyx]

20. You have obviously never met...

...a woman who chews.

[RC]

24. Then why did I see a woman walking across

the parking lot this noon, spit? She was not the first woman I saw do this in public.
BTW she is early 20's & cute.

[radwriter0555]

15. We don't brag about the size of our poops....

;)

[ForrestGump]

17. Shewt - this is easy. Two words.

Multiple orgasms.


Dammit....

[DarkPhenyx]

21. Ah...

...I have those too. It's good to be a mutant.

[Cheswick2.0]

27. Yes it is

really? How do you do that....never mind

[DarkPhenyx]

28. Yup!

The record was 7. Then she told me to stop. I think it's a good thing, I don't think 8 was going to happen anyway.

[Cheswick2.0]

25. fabulous

you can stay as long as you keep saying nice things about us

[SOteric]

18. Our underwear

isn't a tattered waistband with three clinging strands holding together two theadbare patches of fabric.

[BritishHuman]

48. No - it's designed that way

At least the sexy stuff is. :-)

[maxanne]

23. if we clean the bathroom

we don't need to make a big deal out of it, and tell everyone about it so that we can get pats on the back.

Also - we can ask for directions, without our womanhood feeling threatened.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. We don't have racing stripes on the inside of our undies?

[ForrestGump]

31. They make you go faster

Unfortunately, too fast for some women :-)

[Character Assassin]

32. I thought they were called 'skid marks'

Seems rather more appropriate, and, having once been married, I can confirm that yes, females do have them.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. No dumbass

Those are snail trails...and you wore them over your face..I KNOW your type

[Character Assassin]

35. As opposed to being gagged with them?

I know your type ;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

38. I got a pair of panties waiting to stuff your throat

the day our eyes finally meet and our horns finally lock. ;-)

[Character Assassin]

39. (sigh)...You make me...promises, promises...

I do happen to have a pair of handcuffs and a nightstick handy, you know...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

43. Cool..then that means I can cram my undies down your throat, handcuff you

and whack your happy ass with the nightstick till it's purple...if I'm gonna do it with a guy...I can't think of a more fun time :evilgrin: besides...I read that link...I could get good at this

[Character Assassin]

44. The Luke Ford link? Whad'ya think?

[trof]

34. We can totally befuddle a man with just a look.

We are experts in non-verbal communication.
We have a "look" for just about every occasion and situation.
"Honey? Where are my brown socks?"
<the look that says "Jesus H. Christ. In addition to everything else I do around this place am I expected to be your ferking valet too? Try your bleeding sock drawer. Honestly!">
"Thanks hon."

[Cheswick2.0]

36. we make our own food

= )

[Cheswick2.0]

37. we know what colors go together

!

[dorktv]

40. We know that we are the ones who will still be needed after

they start cloning.

[Cheswick2.0]

41. Yup

scary thought no?

[dorktv]

42. I do not think so...maybe now we can get men to PROPERLY

clean a bathroom...

[ScreamingMeemie]

45. We can get the children to school, keep the house (reasonably) clean,

put dinner on the table, spend quality time with our family, get a load of laundry done, and hold down (another) job....without needing accolades for it.

[KoKo]

46. We can find the "matching socks" ....hidden cat toys.....earring backer,

contact that fell into the sink????

[SPICYHOT]

47. I have a big list

cause i can be very feminine and let the men do the hard job, and i won't feel ashamed of "using" the guy.
Cause i can be very strong and use my force when i want to and not feel like a tomboy.
Cause i can cry and not feeling stupid.
Cause i can show my feelings and i'll be lovely.
Cause even wearing a simple t-shirt i can be sexy.
And cause being a woman i can have better treatment if i smile.

[blondeatlast]

49. We pee in private and let the pregnant lady go first!

For which I was always eternally grateful.

We can walk in high heels if we want to.

We're polite just because it's nicer.

We keep our drool in a handy Kleenex when the Xerox guy (in my wp) shows up (but we do nudge and giggle quietly), and no, we don't resort to pulling the plug just to make a service call.