Top ten reasons why Sleep is better than Sex:

[liberalhistorian]

Well, okay, at least to THIS gal sleep will NEVER be better than sex, but a friend of mine emailed this to me today and I figured some of you might get some enjoyment out of it! I've added my own editorial comments, just because it's Friday and I felt like it!

10. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone. (Actually, no one should feel guilty about that, I sure don't, but I'm afraid a lot of people still do).

9. No one ever starts rumors about how much you sleep.
(Well, they might if you fall asleep at your desk at work, but what the hell)!

8. You don't feel like a total loser if you didn't get any.
(It's been so long since I've had any that I've ceased to feel that way, lol)!

7. You don't have to pay for sleep.
(No, but you pay if you DON'T get any sleep)!

6. You don't need to sleep after sleeping.
(Sometimes I feel like sleeping for another eight hours after I've already slept for awhile)!

5. You can sleep for eight hours straight.
(Well, for eight hours straight, my ex-fiance and I once...oh, never mind!)

4. You can sleep in church.
(Yeah, but in church, everyone's silently thinking about who's doing it to who this week and who did it to who last week)!

3. Your teddy bear never complains.
(I haven't had a teddy bear in 25 years!)

2. While you're asleep you can have sex with anyone you want.
(I haven't had any with anyone I want either awake OR asleep for a long, long time, so that doesn't always work!)

1. It's legal to sleep in any position in all 50 states.
(Unless you're sleeping spread-eagled and naked on a bench in a bus station or a public park)!

[plcdude]

1. very cute

good one. Now get out there and get some sleep tonight.

[liberalhistorian]

7. LOL!

[TEXASYANKEE]

2. I like #2.

That one made me smile. Unfortunately, it's been a long long long long time since I've had the opportunity to have sex with anyone -- it's only some small consolation that I've recently had dream sex with Dr. Kovach from ER!

[liberalhistorian]

4. I hear ya!

It's the same for me, and it's getting to the point where even Mickey Mouse is starting to look good! Well, not really, but I'm sure you know what I mean!

[plcdude]

5. come on

girls we need to get you some so it has just been solo for awhile for you two?

[liberalhistorian]

6. Yes, unfortunately it has been a very long time, at least for

this gal! And the only single guys around here where I am are mega-freepers, repuke wingnuts, or fundie nutballs.

[plcdude]

8. where is

where you are?

[liberalhistorian]

9. Painesville, Ohio, about 25 miles

east of good 'ol Cleveland, Dennis Kucinich's stomping grounds!

[TEXASYANKEE]

10. Yes.

Sadly enough, I *do* know what you mean. Oh well, I'm not going to give up hope ... I can still dream!! ;-)

[trof]

3. ref: #10

And you won't go blind or grow hair on the palms of your hands.
You could look it up.
;-)