You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you

[Wonk]

You're so vain, I'll bet you think this thread is about you
Don't you? Don't you? :hi:

[ulysses]

1. isn't it?

:P

[SOteric]

4. You're not vain, uly

It's not vanity if you've got a horde of drooling fangirls telling you how nifty you are.

[ulysses]

8. ok, you

I'll give you fifteen years to stop stroking my ego like that!

Ok, twenty, but don't push me! :D

*does the "I've got a smart, hot, sunglass-wearing fangirl" dance*

[cherryperry]

5. Well, ulysses, I hear you went up to Saratoga

And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you'e not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend

[liberalhistorian]

7. And I hear you also

walked into the party like
you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped
below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as
You watched yourself gavot
And all the girls dreamed that
they'd be your partner, they'd
be your partner!

[RC]

2. Where is my picture?

[SOteric]

3. You mean, it's not?

*sniff*

[ulysses]

10. let's make it so.

The far-too-humble, yet smart and gorgeous among us need *their* egos stroked to ridiculous levels too!

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I hereby found the "SOteric fanboy/fangirl association".

First order of business - we want pictures without the sunglasses!

[SOteric]

12. I'm not wearing shades in the picture with 3 arms...

And my toes are even nekkid.

[ulysses]

13. that's true, but

one can't exactly see your eyes in that picture, nice toes notwithstanding. :)

[buddhamama]

15. i'm a fan

you have nice toes a nice smile,what ulysses said oh and you are witty.

[ulysses]

17. btw

the buddhamama fan club is next. :7

[SOteric]

18. Oh yes, lets form one of those!!

buddhamama is sublimely wonderful! :-)

[buddhamama]

24. anything but that

(okay maybe not Anything but...)

*runs away screaming*

[ulysses]

26. bwahahahahaha!

Of course, until you finally send a pic for the gallery, we'll simply have to pluck random photos off the web and vote on how close they approximate what we all think you look like. :evilgrin:

[buddhamama]

27. i was told i resemble

some singer Hillary Duff.don't who she is or what she looks like :shrug:

[ulysses]

53. google sez

close?

[ForrestGump]

32. Hey, I wanna join that one, too!

Sunglasses or not...

[GOPisEvil]

28. Ahhhh...the winner of the trifecta!

Smart, sexy, great sense of humor! I enthusiastically join your drooling fan club! :bounce::loveya:

[SOteric]

30. You mean, -

you love uly, too?

Isn't he just the sweetest, dreamiest (love those photos NSMA gave us of him nekkid on his front lawn) guy? Tied for the title with you, of course. ! Now there's a thought; ulysses tied to GOPisEvil. Hubba hubba.

[ForrestGump]

31. Can I join?

I mean, just the naked pictures, alone.....

(her naked face, I mean, of course)


EDIT: let me just add that this is the SOteric fan club....yes, SOteric....and again, I say...SOteric

[trof]

6. WOW

My very own thread.
Thanks.
;-)

[buddhamama]

9. not at all

i can't muster vanity to save my life and i resent you implying otherwise. :-)

[ForrestGump]

33. Here you go. You cna borrow some of mine.....

:D

[seventhson]

11. TEST

NT

[cherryperry]

16. Hey, this ain't no test, seventh son ... hello again!

You had me several years ago
when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
and that you would never leave

But you gave away the things you loved
and one of them was me
I had some dreams
they were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee ...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. I'm so vain I don't need to think it

[SOteric]

19. Yer a smokin' hottie.

But then you knew that. ;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. And I also knew that that and 3 bucks

will get me a latte....I'm a limousine, lesbian, latte, liberal ya know...elitist as they come and PROUD OF IT...even went to prep school..really just a stereotype and a half :D

[SOteric]

21. Truly...?

I went to a prep school as well.

But I'm not spoilt. (I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. TRULY!!!

I'm not spoiled either...it was hard!

[ForrestGump]

34. Math is tough!!

I'm up for the NSMA fan club, too.

Boy, I'm going to have to get bigger walls for all the posters....

[SOteric]

36. Let's all join

everyone's fan club! :bounce: :bounce:

[ForrestGump]

37. Why, that's a good idea, SOteric,

she of the brilliant intellect, the dazzling personality, and the really cool sunglasses....

And let's not forget that boobie emoticon....

[SOteric]

38. No, dude,

It's an *everyone* fan club. Everyone is everyone's fan.

[ForrestGump]

42. I said, SOteric, that that's a good idea, SOteric

I agree with SOteric that everyone should be everyone's fan. Except for bozos, of course. They don't get to play - disqualified for reason of bozosity. But sicne we haven't seen Higgs-Bozon around lately, I think it's safe to say that we should all be everyopne's fans, as Ms SOteric so wisely and profoundly spoke, possibly while wearing sunglasses.

I reiterate, SOteric had a good idea. It was bound to happen.

I mean that in terms of her innate brilliance and general stupendously bodacious character. SOteric, I mean.

[SOteric]

43. Forrest,

I think I speak for everyone when I say: Shutthehellupalready. Have you been smokin' drugs or something?

[ForrestGump]

46. Who said that?

Oh, it's that SOteric chick.

Hey, I'm off to wrestle KCdem in the mud, or possibly Jello! That's right, KCdem. Yes, indeed, KCdem....

*passout (perhaps a result of SOterics blow)*

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

47. No way! I'm not everyone's fan

I can't stand some people's asses.

[ForrestGump]

50. Does mine pass the NSMA litmus test?

[SOteric]

52. Good point

No big, hairy, Republican asses are allowed.

And everyone in the everyone fan club get's a couple of million discretionary passes so they don't have to cozy up to people who give 'em a rash.

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. Snarf.

:eyes:

[KoKo]

25. yes......LOL's.....thought it was about Carly Simon.....and James Taylor!.

and Me!

[leftofthedial]

29. buy seriously, that's enough about me

let's talk about

ME

[ForrestGump]

35. I'm not at all vain. I'm more arterial.

:P

[KCDem]

39. Dammit!

I've been having a personal discussion all night so I missed the thread about ME!!!

[ForrestGump]

40. I'm in your club, too, hot mamacita

Up for some mud wrestling?

[KCDem]

41. time? place?

I'll be there... mmm, mud. :spank:

[ForrestGump]

44. Right here! Right now!

You might have to start without me, though - I've got to go find my loincloth....

[KCDem]

45. already started, hon...

damn, done already. Shit. You know, the big secret of women: without a man, it takes about 45 seconds. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

48. And I didn't even get pictures

:-(

Hey, I've heard that, with a woman, it takes a man about the same length of time. :-)

Not me, of course - other men. :D

[KCDem]

49. no need to be embarrassed.

With oneself, it takes less time. If I _didn't_ know what I liked, that'd be pretty sad, right?

[ForrestGump]

51. That's true. You'd be a man then....

We never know what we want. :-)

Usually everything....

[Wonk]

54. Some think threads that aren't about them are and ignore this one that is?

:eyes:

[soleft]

55. You know, I sang that in Karaoke Saturday