Hot damn and golly gee. My daughter just

[oneighty]

informed me she has registered on DU.

She will not tell me her user name.

180

[Red_Viking]

1. Mine did the same thing

She's 12. It both makes me proud and frightens me. :)

Since she downloads ungodly amounts of crap from the Internet, despite all warnings of dire consequences that subsequently come true, her computer is currently very ill with no hope of survival without a hard drive re-format. Sigh. Kids!

:dem:
RV

[JohnKleeb]

6. and people are proud of me heh thanks everyone who compliments me

but I read about the girl 12 years old doing great stuff for Kucinich not in the mood to talk about candiates but if people think people my age are inspriational look at those types. I like what I do but I do it because its the right thing to do other than I am your typical 16 year old nah I am different or maybe I am.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Hi Dad!

It's been me all along...

:spank:

[SaveABug]

3. I would bet you can figure it out

Though she may try to be sly, you will see through the facade. I can't wait to see you triumphantly shout (in capital letters that is) AAAHHHAAAA!

[oneighty]

5. Oh!

Hi Patty. Is that you?

Woe is me.

Dad.

[SaveABug]

8. Nope, your in luck this time

I'm Paddy, Paddy McDougal. Pleased to make yer aquaintance.

A man goes into a bar and orders three pints. He takes them to the table and proceeds to drink each one before going up and ordering three more. He then leaves the pub.

He comes back the next night and does the same thing. The barkeep can't help but ask why he has to order them three at a time. The man answers, ah, one's fer me and the other two are fer me brothers. We moved away from each other, but swore we would always drink a drink for each.

Then one night, he went into the bar and orders only two pints. The barkeep and the other patrons are shocked and hushed. The barkeep says "I'm sorry lad for your loss"

The man looks confused for a minute, then raises his eyebrows and laughs a hearty laugh. No no no, me brothers are all alive still. It's just the missus has us going to the Baptist church now and I can't drink anymore. My brothers still like to heave a pint now and again though!!!!

PROOF - bet that doesn't sound familiar. (though you may have heard it before)

[Cheswick2.0]

4. Ha, well don't worry

you are nice to everyone so you don't have to worry that you will say something mean to her.

[blm]

7. Hahah

You know her so well, that you'll figure it out pretty quickly.

You are one observant papa!

[oneighty]

9. I dunno blm

Remember this is the little girl that stuffed the hollow

table leg full of her veggies when I was sitting right there

watching her. One cannot let adoring brown eyes distract.

180

[JitterbugPerfume]

10. C'mon Pattie ,you can tell me

I won't tell him


honest

[oneighty]

11. Yeah Pattie

Ms. Jitterbug will not tell me.

Dad.

[SaveABug]

12. kick - because, dammit, I want to know!

Well, it's not really that important to me, but it would be nice to have a mystery solved!

[madfloridian]

13. 180's daughter would have to be very nice.

She can drop me a note and tell me.....I won't tell Dad. Promise, cross my heart.

Does he tell you those wonderful stories?

;)