Favorite line from "Caddyshack"?

[phillybri]

I'm still mulling over mine, but lets hear yours!

[truthspeaker]

1. "You take drugs Danny?" "Yes, every day." "Good."

[Richardo]

2. "Hey, wanna make $14 - the hard way?"

"...and you guys: Take more lessons!"

[deutsey]

5. The last time I saw a mouth like that

it had a hook in it.

[CanuckAmok]

3. I bet with a haircut like that you get a free bowl of soup...

...oh, but it looks good on you, though

[edbermac]

30. Correction Canuck...

That's HAT not HAIRCUT canuck. Judge Smails is wearing this ugly-ass striped golf hat when Rodney walks in the pro shop.

Rodney had all the best lines.

To his caddy:
"That's pretty funny...what time are you due back in Boy's Town?"

In the country club dining room:
"Geez I had better food at the ball game. This steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it."

On his yacht nearly getting hit by a seaplane taking off:
"I nearly got head from Amelia Earhart!"

Getting into a fight with Judge Smails:
Judge "I'm calling the police!"
Rodney "Call the chief of police! I built his condo!"

Of course the best visual joke is Bill Murray behind the bushes with his hand going up and down while watching the ladies golfers.

:+

[DenverDem]

4. "Cinderella Boy, tears in his eyes,

about to become the Masters Champion."

Really hard to narrow it down, as almost every line in the movie is worthy of rememberance. And some of us remember almost every word and use them on the golf course and off.

[AlCzervik]

6. i have several

as caddyshack is my favorite stupid movie.

http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?Caddyshack=cannonbl.mp3
http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?Caddyshack=badhat.mp3

Also, "Hey! you scratched my anchor!"

[rbnyc]

31. You're very attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

I just love Ty.

[XNASA]

7. "We've got a pool....and a pond. The pond would be good for you."

[deutsey]

8. Gunga gungagalunga

"So we finish with the round, and the Dalhi's gonna stiff me. So I say... 'Hey... Lama, what about somehting... you know, for the effort?' And he says 'Oh, there won't be any money. But on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me... which is nice."

[Surf Cowboy]

9. A few from Carl Spackler...

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.


Oh yeah, and the classic:

What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!

[deutsey]

12. Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy,

but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

[VOX]

28. "This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass..."

"...Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Here, I've got pounds of this."
--Carl Spackler, as played by Bill Murray

http://www.carlspackler.com/verbatim.html

[Surf Cowboy]

10. Oooh, and don't forget...

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Here, I've got pounds of this.

[Worst Username Ever]

11. "So I've got that going for me.

Which is nice."

[AlCzervik]

13. "I like skinny skiing, going to bullfights on acid."

[deutsey]

14. Doody!

[playahata1]

25. "I want this pool drained, scrubbed, sterilized, and disinfected!"

:)

[judge_smales]

15. Hmmmmmm.

I've never heard of this movie. Is it new?

[AlCzervik]

17. "Ellihue, come and loofah my stretch marks!"

[judge_smales]

19. HEY!!!!

Somebody got it!!

Chimps really are smarter!

[AlCzervik]

21. Love Caddyshack

i bought the 25th anniversary edition the first day it came out and i still laugh everytime i watch it.

[truthspeaker]

16. "This is my associate, Mr. Wang. No offense."

[underpants]

18. "I want a hot dog I want a cheeseburger..." "You'll get nothing ..........

and LIKE IT!"

[bleedingheart]

20. I use that line "You'll get nothing and like it" with my kids all the time

[playahata1]

22. Rodney Dangerfield to the Judge's wife:

"Wanna make $50 the hard way?"

"I'll betcha you were something else before electricity."

[DonP]

23. "Hey baby, you really must have been something back before electricity"

Rodney Dangerfield, while dancing with Judge Smales wife.

[NewJeffCT]

33. that one is my favorite

Along with, "now I know why tigers eat their young"

[lazarus]

24. weird

I didn't even see this thread when I posted this

Turns out the guy who played Spaulding is a Repub.

[giant_robot]

26. Nooonan! Nooooonan! Noonan! n/t

[SarahB]

27. My favorite:

"I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. but you were born to rub me first."

Even better:
Lacey: I bet you've got a lot of nice ties.
Ty: How do you mean?
Lacey: Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?

I like the naughty parts. Sorry, I'm incorrigible I guess. :7

[Texasgal]

29. Caddyshack! Awesome movie!

"Did somebody step on a duck"

and ofcourse.....

DOOKIE!!!!

[BigMcLargehuge]

32. Hey! You scratched my anchor!

LOL, kills me evertime.