Why there are no baby planes;

[DarkPhenyx]

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you."

[bleedingheart]

1. That;'s funny...

[Booberdawg]

2. ROTFLOL!

Good one!:thumbsup:

[ComerPerro]

3. Oh man thats good

nice one

[Karenina]

4. SPEW!!!! SPUTTER!!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[blondeatlast]

5. ROFLMAO!

And sending to some SW flight crew I know!

[VelmaD]

6. *snort*

*giggle*

You nut.

Darth Velma

[noiretextatique]

7. now that's funny..but southwest rarely pulls out in time

in my experience :D

[Aristus]

8. I had this weird' vehicle baby' vision one time.

In the Army, there's an Armored Personnel Carrier called the M-113. They used to use a scout vehicle called the M-114 that just looked like a miniature version of the one-one-three. I had a mind-movie once about a Mama 113 leading a gaggle of baby 114s around.

Well, maybe you'd have to see it for yourself.

[DarkPhenyx]

9. The bizzare shit your mind kicks up...

...when you are out on deployment, eh? I feel for ya man.