Okay, imagine a new Bond film: What's the WORST name you can think of?

[Deja Q]

Okay, if you haven't figured this out, this post is not going to be "politically correct". Indeed, it might be offensive to some. If you're not a James Bond and/or Austin Powers fan, I suggest you click the "back" button now! :D

Goldfinger had the envelope-pushing character of "Pussy Galore", though the lesbian element which was prominent in the novel was dropped.

Diamonds Are Forever had "Plenty O'Toole", named after her daddy apparently...

The Spy Who Loved Me - they got lazy in that one, the agent's name was simply "Triple X".

"Octopussy" is self explanatory.

"Xenia Onatopp" is contrived.

Even Horny Penny (oops, Money Penny) in Tomorrow Never Dies calls James himself a "Cunning Linguist" (YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Austin Powers had names like "Alotta Fagina" and a bunch of other less creative names...

Hard to top all that, right?

Well, while buying "What's Up, Tiger Lily?" at Suncoast where they grossly overprice their products and whose sales prices match everybody elses' stores, I thought of the worst name possible for a character!!! :evilgrin:

New Bond movie: James arrives in Hong Kong and has to pit his wits against the female villain "Asian Buffet". You can guess what happens next, much like every female character Bond's ever encountered - and you thought James Kirk was a slut! Bond is THE slut, definitively!

Or is that a name more appropriate for the Austin Powers flicks, none of which I've seen apart from the first one which was kitschy as a nice yet adult spy genre spoof. Alotta F. was a name for the 2nd one, but that's all I know. Honest!

[Um_Yeah]

1. Hmm

Emerson Bigguns maybe he can be the villain who runs a strip club?

[Jonte_1979]

2. Ms. Nookie Fu Yu

Bea Lowjob.

Fraulein Trudy Bachdor.

[oldleftguy]

3. Dick Chaney as Goldfinger.

Think about this!

[DemPopulist]

4. Another Asian name...

Camille Tieu.

Think about it, and please don't hurt me...;)

[OneBlueSky]

5. Uranus Moonglow . . . n/t

.

[delete_bush]

6. How 'bout

Octobushie?

[NightTrain]

7. Orgasma Pluss

n/t

[alfredo]

8. Itchin Anus

La Trin Aroma

[david_vincent]

9. Bond goes to Nunavut

and encounters Quim the Eskimo

[newyawker99]

18. Hi david_vincent!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Kahuna]

10. "Die, For the Sake of Dying"..

comes to mind. :shrug:

[TrogL]

11. A gay sidekick

Inside the genre, it just wouldn't work.

[TrogL]

12. doesn't synchonicity rock?

I'm wahing "master of disguise" and thye're doping a bond parody

[Deja Q]

13. Diamonds Are Forever CLAIMED to have gay villain henchmen...

ut Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd did not come off as being homosexual. Escapees from a mental hospital, maybe, but not homosexuals. Very unconvincing, that...

Maybe a gay actor who could play Bond, like Rupert Everett, but nobody'd believe him snogging a woman... :eyes: Personally, Rupert could easily carry the role. If Brosnan and Lazenby can, anybody can!

[kodi]

14. titwillow, a story of tree farmer just trying to keep abreast of the times

his evil plan is to mutate dutch elm disease and deforestate the planet.

[Pert_UK]

15. I always thought that "Roger Moore" was the best Bond name...

Don't know if you have to understand English English to get it...

Roger = vb. to shag, copulate with
Moore = sounds like "more"

Geddit???

[mitchum]

16. Ginger Vitus or Kitty Litter

[Astarho]

17. I remember the rumor of Anna Kornikova

being a Bond Girl in the next film the name Vatta Rak was thrown around (although I thought Ilya Nevawynn was more clever).