what do you do with a drunken sailor?

[shugah]

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[HEyHEY]

1. So much man ..so much

[shugah]

4. heh-heh

i purposely didn't say what i do with one ;-)

[anti_shrub]

2. Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker.....

jokes from the 80s rule!

[JackDragna]

3. Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter..

eom

[Bozita]

5. The same thing you do with a drunken president.

Pass the pretzels, please.

[izzie]

6. Well do not marry him.

n/t

[MaineDem]

8. I married him!

Best move he ever made.

:evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

7. Shave his belly with a rusty razor

Early in the morning.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Ow!

That's gotta hurt!

[LuLu550]

9. throw him

in the scuppers with the hose pipe o'er 'em!

[Skittles]

10. HAVE A GOOD TIME

when I was a teenager in Vernon Hills, Illinois, I spent many Saturday nights at the Helm's Club in the Great Lakes Naval Training Center. GREAT FUN! :thumbsup:

[oneighty]

11. Damn Skittles

Shame you came along too late for me. I would

stay drunk all the time, just for you. Sigh.

180

[commander bunnypants]

25. That place brings back memories

I was a drunken sailor


DDQM

[oneighty]

12. Hey shugah

I have a CD; "Songs of the US Navy".

One song is "What do You do With A Drunken Sailor?"

Quite a few things actually. None of them good!

I have not listened to it in a long time.

Ed

[TrogL]

14. assign him to the North Atlantic Squadron

away, away with the fife and drum

[DEM FAN]

15. Overboard He Goes.

:-)

[kodi]

16. dress him like a marine and watch him when he sobers up.

.

[Raster]

17. pour him another COCKtail and have my oh so wicked way with him

[SOteric]

18. Get some water in her, and see her home safely.

Women sail, too ya know. :hi:

[JVS]

19. Give him a wide berth

And if the question is "what do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?" the answer is leave him the hell alone

[Shanty Oilish]

20. Insure him

...until done. :thumbsup:

[arwalden]

21. What *DO* I Do... Or What *HAVE* I Done...

Living in the Norfolk/Va Beach area for many years... it was just AMAZING to see how lively the bars became whenever a ship returned.

Oh my gay stars! I've dated a few Navy hotties. It never worked out though. Too young and too transient. Always gone or being reassigned. But fun to date, while it lasts. ;-)

Is it possible that the percentage of homo-sex-urals in the navy is higher than the percentage in the general population?

-- Allen

[thom1102]

23. Possible,

I have personally proven the 1 in 10 rule on my submarine ;)

[Bridget Burke]

22. What if he's the Captain...

And you're marooned with him on a desert island?

Burning the rum as a signal is a good idea--but I might not be in a big hurry to be rescued.

(Why the RUM?)

[thom1102]

24. Ah, the memories!

Is this an X-rated board?

[UCLA02]

26. "...early in the morning?"

AO2(AW), USN 1993-1997