Welcome to my new FOX News talk show... who will be my first guest?

wyldwolf

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Mon Sep-01-03 11:11 AM
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Welcome to my new FOX News talk show... who will be my first guest?

Any lesbians, homosexuals, socialists, or feminists ready to rumble?

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wyldwolf

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Mon Sep-01-03 11:17 AM
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1. Oh, come on! I'm fresh from the Bill O'Reilly School of Fair and Balanced

Edited on Mon Sep-01-03 11:23 AM by wyldwolf

Journalism!

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Andy_Stephenson

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Mon Sep-01-03 11:17 AM
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2. MEMEMEMEMEME

I am a flaming queen with an axe to grind!

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wyldwolf

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Mon Sep-01-03 11:19 AM
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3. SHUT UP! Just SHUT UP! .... next?

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arwalden

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Mon Sep-01-03 11:57 AM
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4. Why Did The Media And Pundits Lose Interest In Enron?

Why hasn't Kenny Boy been arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law? Why did you guys let the Cheney "Energy Policy" story fall between the cracks?

-- Allen

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wyldwolf

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Mon Sep-01-03 12:01 PM
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5. SHUT UP, you socialist! People like YOU are...

...what is wrong with this country!

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leftist_rebel1569

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Mon Sep-01-03 12:04 PM
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6. Hi.

Bush Sucks.

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ForrestGump

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Mon Sep-01-03 12:08 PM
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7. Off with his head!

Oops...sorry....we audience members can get a tad riled up at times.

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wyldwolf

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Mon Sep-01-03 12:10 PM
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8. YOU belong on Pantyboy and Combs!

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Corgigal

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Mon Sep-01-03 12:19 PM
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9. My 13 year old daughter

who called into a local radio station to tell the DJ how a gay school in NYC is fine by her because gay people are awesome. How we should be more concerned with the war in Iraq. Then when asked to do the Star Spangled banner, screwed it up..live and on the air.
A parent couldn't be more proud.

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wyldwolf

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Mon Sep-01-03 12:21 PM
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10. I don't care how socially conscience you think she is...

...if she can't peform the Star Spangled Banner, she's unamerican and no better than the Clintons.

Now shut up. Just shut up.

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bookworm65t

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Mon Sep-01-03 04:53 PM
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19. hope she doesn't feel too bad

bet the FReepers don't know the words to the Star Spangled Banner

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CanuckAmok

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Mon Sep-01-03 12:25 PM
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11. Hi...can you play some Aerosmith?

I'd like to send it out to Brandi. That's Brandi with an "I".

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wyldwolf

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Mon Sep-01-03 12:26 PM
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12. It's your liberal pop culture that caused 9/11. Now get a haircut...

Edited on Mon Sep-01-03 12:26 PM by wyldwolf

...and SHUT UP!

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BlueJazz

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Mon Sep-01-03 12:28 PM
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13. Well, I won the door prize coming in to see your show......

....but all I got was a lousy lapel pin that says "Fox is God"
Do I have any other choices??

Signed: A devoted listener.

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wyldwolf

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Mon Sep-01-03 12:34 PM
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15. An autographed copy of my new book "The Sit and Spin Zone"

now................ SHUT UP. just shut up!

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never cry wolf

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Mon Sep-01-03 12:29 PM
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14. Could you play that grate song

"have they forgotten" fer me an my lil lady. she jes gets awl horny wen she heres that. iffin ya do, wate bout fiveteen minits forst sos i cin fix my mullet, ok??

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wyldwolf

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Mon Sep-01-03 12:35 PM
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16. Always happy to do a favor for a fellow patriot.

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never cry wolf

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Mon Sep-01-03 12:38 PM
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17. thanks pardner

but make thet tirty minets, the damm elctikity weant out in my traler and i half to run out fer a COLD 12 pak to set the moode jes right. yeehawwww!!!

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Paragon

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Mon Sep-01-03 01:34 PM
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18. "Cut his mike! I'm not going to dress you down anymore!"

"Get out of my studio before I tear you to fucking pieces!"

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