Can we name a dessert made with Tang after the deserter from TANG?

[Bossy Monkey]

Nation upside-down cake? Raped Alaska? Shock and Orange Sherbet? Tax cuts for the rich chocolate cake?

Sorry, I was hoping I could make these funny, but W is just too enraging. I know you guys can come up with funnier stuff though. C'mon! It'll be fun.

[WillParkinson]

1. Only the obvious....

POON-Tang...

Sorry.

[KC21304]

2. Tang Pretzel Turnovers. n/t

[MissMillie]

3. I like any one of your choices....

Though "Raped Alaska" seems the most catchy. Since when is there Tang in a "Raped Alaska"? Got a recipe?

[LunaSea]

4. take a dubya powder...

Take one large jar of Tang™
Dump the contents onto a table or other smooth surface.
Use a sharp knife or razor blade to divide the Tang™
into two piles.
Spread the Tang™ into lines of equal length.
Take a copy of the US constitution, rip into several pieces.
Roll two pieces into tubes and insert firmly into your nostrils.
Snort up as much Tang™ as you possibly can.
Then notice all your fears and worries about the the future fade blissfully away as you slump to the floor, racked with with a godawful pain the likes of which you've never felt before.
After ten minutes or so (should you become regain conciousness)
The Tang™ will have eaten away most of those pesky critical thinking regions of your brain, and maybe even your speech centers as well!

You'll be walkin and talkin like a real republican!
Just like dubya...

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Yay! Admit it, you're really skip fox (n/t)