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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 06:12 PM
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Poll question: Sporks!!!!
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 06:13 PM
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1. I prefer "Foon." n/t
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 06:25 PM
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2. We just retrieved one
that someone swallowed a couple of weeks ago.

GI Procedures gets some strange stuff! People will swallow all sorts of weird s***, and stick it where the sun don't shine too!

:wow:
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 06:27 PM
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3. who the hell would swallow a spork?!?
I can understand shoving it up your ass...but swallowing it?!? :D
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 06:46 PM
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6. No, seriously, I FELL on that Coke bottle! n/t
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 06:28 PM
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4. Despise them!
:grr:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 06:29 PM
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5. I think they're cool
Glad you included a pic!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 06:52 PM
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7. A spork is rather like Microsoft Windows...
An all-in-one instrument that can't be a perfect spoon or a perfect fork. It does both functions, but not optimally.

It was designed by a twit for a twit.

It's rather like Microsoft Windows: Meant to be something for all but can't do anything it promises right. :D
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 07:10 PM
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10. lol...
Thats a pretty good analogy, never really thought about them that way...but you are right!
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 06:54 PM
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8. & why
did yahweh create us w/fingers?
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Mara Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 07:20 PM
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11. So, do you like Ethiopian food, then?

'Cause there's this EXCELLENT restaurant in Seattle...

:9
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lolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 07:08 PM
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9. Betwixt and between
Neither fish nor fowl . . .

Clearly a thing of darkness
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Mara Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 07:22 PM
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12. I think it's probably some kind of birth defect.

But you know, it would be rude to stare.

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