The Cornered Carp of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W., thinking he's alone, rehearses what he wants to say to Karl: "I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care and nothing you can do can make me. Iraq . . . shmer-raq! And I'll give you your Middle East, right here! And I'd rather wipe my ass than even think about North Korea. And the economy . . . freakin' forget it! I ain't doing one goddamn more teensy thing till you start listening to what I got to say around here . . . and boy do I got some stuff . . . . like . . . like quit slapping me and stuff. . . . And no more practical jokes that hurt. . . . And how 'bout trying not to laugh for a change everytime I open my mouth. . . . See, . . . I got something to say! . . . . . (and in a slightly less frantic tone): Wow! That ought to get him."

[commander bunnypants]

1. Not a caption

But will somebody buy him some toothpaste!!

DDQM

[King Bush II]

2. hes trying to tell us something...

Hey dick don't i look FAAAABULOUSSSSS?

[underpants]

3. Teleprompter frozen..............W begins to panic.........

:scared:

[Hubert Flottz]

4. "Pootie Poot has one This Big Around!!!"

"Gulp!"

[regularguy]

5. Coming this Thanksgiving: Vern Goes To Washington

"Turns out that impeachment was the best thing that ever happened to me" said disgraced former pretend president George W. Bush. "I was born to play this role. I'm glad that other guy died and stuff"

[Richardo]

6. Ha! They're remaking "Ernest: Scared Stupid"

This is one remake that might be better than the original.

[PurityOfEssence]

7. Win one for the Snipper

'sez Snippy the Pom-pom boy...

[Fenris]

8. "THEY-AHHHHHS NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS

LIKE NO BUSINESS I KNOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!"

[StaggerLee]

10. A la Ethel Merman ?

:)

[cosmicdot]

9. W cries: booohooohoooo ... I have too grown into this job ...

... look ... they let me stop dying my hair as proof ... bwaaaaawaaa

[WillyT]

11. pResident Pin-Head Was Given A Cap Today By...

the Sisters of Our Lady of The Hey Jude (Patron Saint of Lost Causes). The cap had Mr. Bush's name emboidered on it so he would not lose it while playing with the other boys. The Sisters are rumored to be working on a set of mittens, complete with string attachment so he won't lose them either.

The pResident shows his approval.

:evilgrin:

[WillyT]

12. *long drawnout whining* Mom !!! --- This Job Is Too Hard !!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.......

:shrug:

[skip fox]

13. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick: