Top Ten Things Overheard at President Bush's Labor Day Barbecue

[CatWoman]

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

10. "After 35 days of vacation, I think I've earned a day off"

9. "Secret Service! Cheney's headed for the pork ribs!"

8. "It's true that we haven't found any relish yet, but we believe it exists and we will continue to search for it"

7. "What a great idea to use camp X-ray detainees as waiters"

6. "Check out my hilarious 'Commander-N-Chef' apron!"

5. "These hot dogs are so good, they make me want to invade Frankfurt!"

4. "I still can't believe that moron's president"

3. "Who made this potato salad -- Chemical Ali?"

2. "A toast to all the American taxpayers who paid for this spread"

1. "Laura, honey, am I on fire again?"

[GOPisEvil]

1. *snarf*

"Who made this potato salad -- Chemical Ali?" Bwahahahaha!!!

[maggrwaggr]

2. I loved how the audience responded to the "moron" one

they clapped real hard. It was great.

[King Bush II]

3. "Check out my hilarious 'Commander-N-Chef' apron!"

i definitely need one of them for my next BBQ

[commander bunnypants]

4. # 8 was great

and number 5 is a runner up.


DDQM

[Kat45]

5. I like #1 myself.