SouthoftheborderPaul and ChavezspeakstheTruth: Give me some sweetness
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:48 AM
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SouthoftheborderPaul and ChavezspeakstheTruth: Give me some sweetness |
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I'm here now, guys. Had to convince my wife that it was worth her while to go to work (took me 45 minutes; now she's really late and in the bathroom getting ready....oy.......)
Anyhow: Fuck yeah!
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:52 AM
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1. They are off making love. |
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:54 AM
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and what love it was.
Stin, I really need to give you your e-mail info if you want tit...
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:55 AM
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:01 AM
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8. So I can only have tit if I have an e-mail account? |
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The kids today call that shit "wack."
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:56 AM
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:00 AM
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Good picture of you guys, too. James DOESN'T look like an asshole, which is quite an accomplishment for a camera to pull off.
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:56 AM
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You're here.
How do you wanna do this? Can I call you around 11 this morn?
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:54 AM
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They're probably off making love.
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Thu Aug-19-04 09:58 AM
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your username is the same except it's @comcast.net. and your passworod is the same, except with 01 at the end, so it met all criteria...
hope i'm not giving too much info here...
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:01 AM
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do you have a denim thong to go with your suit.
and matching denim socks too?
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:03 AM
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:05 AM
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14. And smells like braised rabbit. |
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:07 AM
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16. I will never strip at Hopleaf again. |
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:10 AM
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19. And the Pastry Chef's got a soul patch. |
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Who does he think he is, Fred Durst?
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:11 AM
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:14 AM
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23. You should see it when he eats cereal.. |
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Milk droplet city. Bleagh.
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:17 AM
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But you don't wanna know what I did see him eat. :puke:
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:28 AM
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35. Look, that mule carcass was just gonna get thrown away anyways. |
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And I was mucho, mucho hungary, senor goofy.
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:31 AM
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:34 AM
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Why am I nauseous? Probaby that dessicated mule cock I been noshin' on....
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:03 AM
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yeah, the angle conveniently hid his FUCKING PONYTAIL!!!!
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:07 AM
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He's gotta take that shit back to 1989 with him....If he ever plans on returning.
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:02 AM
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10. Okay, so lemme get this straight.... |
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my user name is now "criscodick@comcast.net" and my password is killmommy01. Right?
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:05 AM
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cheesyfeces@comcast.net. password is brownbree01
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:08 AM
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I was sure it was ArmyOfPedophiles@comcast.net and my password was stinkypinky01.
You're usually right about this shit, though.....
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:09 AM
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:11 AM
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Hedges thong is made of hair
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:15 AM
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24. That's why he's so grumpy! |
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:16 AM
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25. "I wear the hair-thong" - bemoans Hedges |
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:20 AM
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27. you think he's got it bad? |
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I wear a thong made of human teeth!
I got it for being a good boy at the dentist.
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:23 AM
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30. I wear a thong made of rayon. |
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But it's wrapped around my lower intestine. Owie owie owie! Get the benadryl!
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:21 AM
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28. Now THERE'S a song title. |
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That is, if R. Pollard hasn't already used it.
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:22 AM
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it's one of those universal themes everyone can relate to...
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:23 AM
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31. kind of like when you say |
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"man, I feel like I'm covered in dragon semen." everybody knows exactly what you mean. we've all been there.
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:27 AM
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"I feel like I've been shot at and missed and shit at and hit!" in the past and everybody in the room gave you one of those "knowing" looks?
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:29 AM
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:32 AM
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43. "You've got to get back to the lair, Panthro!" |
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:34 AM
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:24 AM
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having my username be suckittwice@comcast.net and my password being dumptaker01?
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:27 AM
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chavezspeaks@swedishpenispump.edu
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:30 AM
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BloodEngorgedMonsterWang@comcast.net and my password is shitthief01.
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:30 AM
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:38 AM
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48. His skin looks like it was made from fake vomit. |
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:29 AM
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write some songs. talk at y'alls later.
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:36 AM
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:37 AM
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shall we
in the Dylan sense of course
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:40 AM
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49. Naw, let's let him slip away quietly..... |
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and then sneak up on him with our strap-ons.
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:41 AM
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50. plug him air tight say you? |
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Thu Aug-19-04 10:43 AM
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"mmmmppph! mmmmph!"
(Miles miles miles miles miles miles miles per per per hour!)
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