The Nine Levels of DU Hell

[LynneSin]

NothingShocksMeAnymore
Circle I Limbo

Arwalden
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

WillPitt
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Khephra
Circle IV Rolling Weights

ZombyWoof
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Short Bus President
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Matcom
Circle VII Burning Sands

CatWoman
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

GOPisEvil
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Seriously, it asked who was more evil and this is the levels of hell it created for me!!! I can't believe folks didn't try out this website. BTW, I would recommend using MSWord to convert it to the proper html for forums. YOu can use the find/replace command and fix it in 2 seconds flat.

Matcom, yer evil, but not as evil as CatWoman and GOPisEvil!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Does this mean I'm not EVIL enough for you?

I could try harder dammit :shrug:

[LynneSin]

2. You were beaten by Will Pitt, a short bus and some gay stars

Sorry hun!

[GAspnes]

41. you're just an evil wimp

but when you can snatch the purse from my hand, grasshopper...

[JohnKleeb]

3. lol thats cool

[jiacinto]

4. You forgot me on that hiearchy

I should be in Dante's Ninth Circle of Hell.

[LynneSin]

7. Just for you hun

Jiacinto
Circle I Limbo

Jiacinto
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Jiacinto
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Jiacinto
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Jiacinto
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Jiacinto
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Jiacinto
Circle VII Burning Sands

Jiacinto
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Jiacinto
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

[Coffee Coyote]

5. Zomby will be proud!!!

I'll be sure to tell him! :D

[supernova]

6. LOL! LynneSin!

according to the other test, I'm stuck in level 2 with Allen! Lots of queer ducks in my future I guess! :P

edit: I think Khephra will be very upset he hasn't obtained a deeper level of Hell.

[LynneSin]

9. He's been slacking off lately

To think ZombyWoof beat him.

I'm still a little dazed that Matcom isn't the most evil...somehow GOP and CatWoman beat him!

[DS1]

8. *ahem*

DS1
:grr:Looking up at all the amateurs:grr:

[LynneSin]

10. Here's your own personal hell

DS1
Circle I Limbo

DS1
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

John Ashcroft
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

DS1
Circle IV Rolling Weights

DS1
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

DS1
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

DS1
Circle VII Burning Sands

DS1
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

DS1
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

[short bus president]

19. yeah, um

:P

IN YER FACE, DOOD!

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

doin' the shortbus evil dance here...

[Don_G]

11. So...What Are The 9 Levels Of DU Heaven?

Dwelling upon evil is unhealthy in any way, shape or form.

Who's your positive top nine?

[LynneSin]

13. These are good-evil people

They're evil in a fun and positive way - out there protesting against the real evil which is the bush regime!

[Don_G]

21. Newyawker99 Dosen't Fit The Profile

Isn't she fun and working against evil on her own time?

:grouphug:

[Zomby Woof]

12. Woohoo!!!

I am hellish enough for Lynne and DU! :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

14. You didn't even make it over the river Styx

Heck Catwoman beat your butt!

[Coffee Coyote]

25. That's because I don't like their music!

:evilgrin:

Actually, I taught CatWoman everything she knows about being evil, then I mellowed after I met KadeCarrion.... Yeah, that's the ticket!

[LynneSin]

28. So you're saying you left Catwoman in a pile of shit

I mean, that's her level of hell - covered in excrement.

She's gonna kick your ass next time she sees you!

[Coffee Coyote]

32. nah!

I am her big brother. She'll defer to ME. :evilgrin:

[Don_G]

34. You Don't Have Matcom's Dimples

I Never thought an a**hle could "crack" a smile, but Matcom proved me wrong.

[matcom]

37. DAMN RIGHT!

and don't you forget it! :D

[JanMichael]

15. Hmm...

<div style="width: 400; text-align: center; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"><p style="margin-right: 0; margin-left: 0; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #7F0000;"><b>Rednecks</b><br>Circle I Limbo</p><p style="margin-right: 10; margin-left: 10; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #8F0000;"><b>Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies</b><br>Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind</p><p style="margin-right: 20; margin-left: 20; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #9F0000;"><b>General asshats</b><br>Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow</p><p style="margin-right: 30; margin-left: 30; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #AF0000;"><b>Scientologists, Oakland Raider Fans</b><br>Circle IV Rolling Weights</p><p style="margin-right: 40; margin-left: 40; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #BF0000;"><b>Libertarians</b><br>Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled</p><p style="border-style: solid none; border-color: black; background: white; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0;">River Styx</p><p style="margin-right: 50; margin-left: 50; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #CF0000;"><b>Objectivists</b><br>Circle VI Buried for Eternity</p><p style="border-style: solid none; border-color: black; background: white; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0;">River Phlegyas</p><p style="margin-right: 60; margin-left: 60; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #DF0000;"><b>Republicans</b><br>Circle VII Burning Sands</p><p style="margin-right: 70; margin-left: 70; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #EF0000;"><b>Creationists</b><br>Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement</p><p style="margin-right: 80; margin-left: 80; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #FF0000;"><b>George Bush</b><br>Circle IX Frozen in Ice</p><p><a href="http://www.gaydeceiver.com/misc/hell/" style="color: red;">Design your own hell</a></p></div>

[LynneSin]

17. Try this

have to fix the <> to []

Rednecks
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Scientologists, Oakland Raider Fans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Libertarians
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Objectivists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Republicans
Circle VII Burning Sands

Creationists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

[GOPisEvil]

16. I'm the most evil one here!!!!!

WOOHOOO!!!!!!! :party:

[LynneSin]

18. Yes hun, I think it was the KFC that put you over the edge

I'm sure Cat and Mat will be disappointed they aren't as evil as you are!

[short bus president]

20. Uh oh.

Has Monica_L been telling stories about me ALREADY?!?

It's a bunch of dirty lies, I tell ya. All of it. I did not have sexual relations with that wide-mouthed whiskey jug. I just blew it a few times. And the thing about the pig - never happened.

:evilgrin:

[Valerie5555]

22. Was wanting to ask what level of hell I am in though I needn't ask in a

way for I already know or "constantly ticklish throat and still needing to cough" hell but I had at least got over my cold but still have my cough.

[WilliamPitt]

23. Well I got me a wife

She's been trouble all my life
Left me in the cold rain and snow...

-Grateful Dead

:)

Perfect!

[LynneSin]

24. rumor has it you're coming back to PA

hmmmmm.........

[WilliamPitt]

26. Reeeely. What is the rumor, and when?

[LynneSin]

27. I just heard today.

Don't tell me June is slipping. I thought she was pretty thorough!

[WilliamPitt]

29. Haven't heard a thing

June is on a well-deserved vacation for a week.

[LynneSin]

30. Yeah, she told me

I think you're doing something with those folks from West Chester sometime in December. No details beyond that

[WilliamPitt]

31. Cool

I have nothing on my personal calendar for December. Can't think that far ahead. June, I think, is protecting me. :)

[goobergunch]

39. Good!

If there's no school, I can probably make it...I finally showed my mom The Greatest Sedition is Silence and she liked it.

[redeye]

33. I tried to create my own hell

Alas, I pressed "condemn" and Internet €xplorer shut down :mad:. Next time I should also condemn Bill Gates (and just FYI, when I first typed that in this post, I skipped the B and got "Ill Gates"...).

[arwalden]

35. Oh My Gay Stars! I Knew I Was BAD... And This Proves It...

Thanks for the lowdown.

I'm bad. I know it. I got a big booty and I show it. Shake it down!

-- Allen

P.S. But look at the role-models I have... and the personal challenges I have ahead of me. (Should I use the F-word more?)

[thom1102]

36. hmmm

mine wouldn't work. :cry:

[Hubert Flottz]

38. Nine Levels Of Heil

1. Election Stealing By BushCo. and SCOTUS!
2. Installation of a Cabinet of Rogues, Crooks, Killers and Yespeople!
3. First BOOOsh Tax Cut for the RICH!
4. Bush Hits Trifecta!(Reichstag Fire at Twin Towers on 9/11/2001)
5. Bush Ashcroft Push Through Patriot Act I (Enabling Act)
6. Enron and other major corporations commit crime of the old and new century and rob hundreds of thousands of Americans!
7. Bushco Steals Senate and House Seats in Election 2000!(Eleminates Balance Of Power Completly, electronicly)
8. Second Rape of the poor with Weapon of Mass Deductions for the Wealthy 1%! (Second Bush Tax Cut)
9. Bush lies to entire nation and world many times and starts Aggressive War of Conquest In IRAQ!

Just when you think it can't get any worse it does in Bush Heil!

[goobergunch]

40. Why am I always one of the "good DUers"?

I wanna be an evilDUer...:evilfrown:

[LynneSin]

44. When you turn 18

we'll give you a shot!

[redwitch]

42. circle 10

Trapped in an elevator with Ann Coulter and Jerry Falwell with my mouth duct taped shut!

[LynneSin]

43. That's horrible, I couldn't think of worse

I don't care how hot it gets in hell, being stuck with those 2 for eternity would be a true living hell!