Brains! Yes I need more brains to CAPTION

[underpants]

[Qutzupalotl]

1. Kiss me, you big sharply-focused lug!

[skip fox]

2. W. is "thinking": "Wow, them shrooms I found got my visuals all fried!

It's great. Just chilling' . . . and watchin' this guy turn into a cat. Fantastic." So W. says. "Purr for me you little midget goon! I'll give you diplomacy. I got your diplomacy right here. Wait til I get you a platter of milk, you little shrinkin' piece of shit. " And he thinks, "Wow, this stuff is really great. Hope Karl doesn't notice and take my stash away . . . Wow! . . . Now he's putting his head on backward!"

[Rick Myers]

3. Is that Dick "$150 million" Grasso???

Two slimes...

[underpants]

5. Chile Ambassador to the U.S. Andres Bianchi

U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) departs the East Room after signing Free Trade Agreements with Chile and Singapore during a ceremony at the White House, September 3, 2003. Standing behind the president is Chile Ambassador to the U.S. Andres Bianchi. Bush said the new agreements would promote economic growth, reduce prices for consumers and create manufacturing jobs by eliminating barriers to trade. REUTERS/Larry Downing

[cosmicdot]

8. no caption ~ omg - what did he fast track?

[cosmicdot]

9. dupe

post posted twice

[Peachhead22]

4. Shrub is "thinking"

"Why is his head all tiny and out of focus-like. Ah, I'm havin' flashbacks agin'. Weeee! Lets see if I can turn his nose into a Twinkie."

[myomy]

6. How Ôbout lettin us have some of your troops.

.

[skip fox]

7. We sigh and wave farewell as daytime's captions

recede into memory, fade, and are swallowed whole
by time's insatiable appetite. Our small sadness
is soon assuaged by the lighting of lamps, a spring night,
and minds that wake, fire up vast circuitries
to bring themselves to diamond clarity
that they might inscribe new captions
on the abyss, the maw that outlasts life, a sweet
sign, at least, of man's faith and ever going forth.



:bounce:

[cosmicdot]

10. W: anybody tell you I have a thing for bald heads?

[Astarho]

11. Karl Rove's secret PR weapon: Forced Perspective

:puke: