So, so suck yer toe, all the way to... the Grotto!

[short bus president]

And once ya get here, by all means, spit it out and suck on someone else's for awhile.

Hump Day special - free shrimp! And no cover if yer nasty. ;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

1. Free shrimp?

But I'm allergic! Can you offer me something better for free? I'm picky. :D

[short bus president]

2. Hey hon,

no shrimp for the allergic! We have a fine selection of tropical fruits this evening, perhaps you'd enjoy some pineapple, or some fresh mango? If you snap yer fingers twice real politely, you can even get one of the server boys to feed ya grapes while you recline. ;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

4. *snap snap*

ooo he's cute. Come here server boy... :9

[short bus president]

6. m'kay, then... enjoy

but only age-appropriate snacking indulgence, young lady!

;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

7. what?

oh, um... er.. yes? sir... age-appropriate? ok! but appropriate in my book might not be appropriate in your grotto! that server boy is distracting. :D

[short bus president]

10. Oh dear.

Alright then... Grotto management already has Leftist Rebel's mom coming after us with lawn clippers and a rusty filet knife, so what the hell. I'll look away and not notice what's going on with the snack-related indulgence over there...

BEHAVE!

;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

11. Oh I will!

Where's the hot tub? :evilgrin:

[grytpype]

3. Grotto?

[short bus president]

18. er, uh...

"somebody leave a jacket? Anyone?"

"Anyone?"


"Bueller?"

;-)

[GOPisEvil]

5. Mmmmmmm....shrimp!!!

A restaurant here lightly breads them in bread crumbs and lemon pepper and charcoal broils them. :9:9:9 I think I can copy their recipe close enough for government work.

Sooo...I'll cook up the shrimp for folks for a while. Send over a Grotto cutie to hang out with me. All I'm wearing is my "Kiss the Cook" apron and a big grin. ;-)

[short bus president]

8. just snap yer fingers man,

they'll come a-runnin'. Or they'll run a-comin'. I forget. Try it out and see...

[GOPisEvil]

9. *snap, snap*

Oooooh...a lovely Grotto lady bearing shrimp - breaded and ready to go.

Ya know..*snap, snap* Ramon - come cook these shrimp the way I like them. Let me know when they're done. I'll be in the corner over there with this lovely lady and our refreshing beverages. :-)

[supernova]

12. Oh, Cabana Boy! Over Here!!

I'm wearing my neon yellow bikini tonight. What I really want is a very smoky red wine and a massage.

[short bus president]

15. neon yellow?

I forget... is that "slow down," or "floor it and to hell with the through-traffic?"

;-)

[supernova]

20. It means

If the massage is really good, I could be persuaded to get rid of the bikini altogether. ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

13. what kinda shrimp and pass the cocktail sauce

[short bus president]

16. what kind?

Bait shop leftovers, what else? The extra special ones still have hooks in 'em. It's like a toy prize.

And cocktail sauce is for weenies - get some remoulade, man!

[JohnKleeb]

19. remoulade it is :)

[leftist_rebel1569]

14. LOOK WHO'S HERE!

and look who needs a beer! (waives hand about)...hoo boy, hell of a day...

[short bus president]

21. yeah, we totally need to

move the Grotto to Europe, so you younger folks could have a brew. But alas, we're not in Europe. So it's O'douls for you, LR, unless ya wanna go back to the ball pit.

Tell ya what - we'll serve it up in a frosty mug, so you can ACT drunk when yer hittin' on Velma later, sound OK?

;-)

[leftist_rebel1569]

23. hmmm...

okay, sounds like fun.

actually, how about this...let's ACT like we're in Europe...:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

25. Yeah right...

you just want us to act like we're in Europe so all the girls will run around without their tops on. ;-)

I've got your number boy.

DV

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

26. I will not run around without my top on! welllll

Oh wait, you weren't talking about me. Forget I just said that.

Where'd that server run off to? *snap snap*

[leftist_rebel1569]

28. uhh...right here!

(wearing cabana boy suit) I'm right here! :P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

29. oh yeah?

*whips off top*




























i have a swimsuit on though! tricked ya, didn't I? ;)

[VelmaD]

31. Hey now.

No tormenting the poor, hormonal boy. I'll keep him from humping your leg, but in return you gotta be nice too.

Now play nice kiddies or I'm banishing you both from the hot tub.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

32. It's ok

I have a cabana boy, I don't need an impersonator AND a real one. Besides, I go for older guys ;)

[VelmaD]

33. What did I just say...

about being nice missy?

Fine. Leftist Rebel, you hereby officially have my permission to harass her to your little heart's content. Try out those newly acquired flirting skills. Whatever you want (as long as it's legal). Go for it kid. ;-)

DV

[leftist_rebel1569]

34. awww...

grr...stupid age! :(

[VelmaD]

35. Just remember...

she'll change her tune about younger boys when she hits her 40s. ;-)

Then you can laugh.

[leftist_rebel1569]

36. but...but...

that's a REALLY long time away...

oh well. I guess i'm happy with...um...(snap snap) can I get a pretty server girl over here?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

39. You give up far too easily.

:)

[leftist_rebel1569]

40. lol...well, after Velma told me to flirt with you...

it just didn't seem like much fun anymore.

oh well, I'll settle for someone a bit easier than you...:P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. Oh really?

I assume that means your flirting skills are lacking... Fine then. I guess one of those cabana girls will have to suffice for you tonight ;)

[leftist_rebel1569]

43. you're mean

i'm gonna cry...

After i'm done playing around with the cabana girls, of course...:P

[short bus president]

49. Uh, LR

I don't mean to criticize. Well, OK, I do, but I'm hoping it's CONSTRUCTIVE criticism...

WTF are you thinkin'? Don't you know what a total catch your fellow underage DUer LPFF is? I'm just sayin', if I was in your shoes, or my own shoes from back when I was your age (which happened to be Chuck Taylors with fat shoelaces in them, but I digress), I'd be makin' with the sweet talk. You should beg the young lady's forgiveness for your juvenile mistake and set about some proper hitting on.

Just my $.02

;-)

[VelmaD]

53. Yeah, but short bus...

when you were his age you'd hit on anything with a pulse.

Hell, at your age you'll hit on anything with a pulse. ;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

55. Ouch

Was that an indirect dis? :(

[short bus president]

65. absolutely not, I'm certain

nevertheless, I do at this point in the evening have to remove Ms. Velma from the scene temporarily for her, um, "attitude adjustment." We'll be back, and she'll be quiet. Promise. ;-)

Meanwhile, LR should have some heartfelt and sincere kind words for you very soon, or screw the ball pit - we're throwing him in the freeper and snake pit.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

67. Yeah

kinda rude to just leave a girl standing here in the grotto... well it's off to bed for me as well then. Those were some nice cabana boys you have employed here...

[short bus president]

71. I promise you

that when you come back tomorrow, Young Mr. Rebel will be more appropriately mannered in the presence of a lady. Or we'll all watch Velma work him over some. Fair?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

72. Good

I might not be here tomorrow night, but when I do come around. Anyway, good night. :)

[short bus president]

56. screw a pulse, hon

at my age, I'll hit on anything with a dial tone.

<rimshot>

[VelmaD]

66. Rimshot...

you butt obsessed much there short bus?

*ducks*

[short bus president]

68. nice of you to ask

now please don the hood, and SHUT YER YAP FOR AWHILE. I will lead you to the dungeon myself. Now where IS that cattle prod?

[short bus president]

54. I'm gonna reply to my own post, here

over and over again until I see SOME EVIDENCE that the target audience has read it and taken my sage advice to heart.

You hearin' me, Mr. Rebel?

[JohnKleeb]

61. going after the older women are you Derek

:)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

64. Yeah he's really into those cabana girls

I couldn't believe how many donuts he just ate when those girls fed them to him. I have to try that sometime. Maybe I'll get more dates. :D

[JohnKleeb]

69. what the hell is a cabana girl

mmmmmmm donut. I bet with all those donuts he doesnt weight 40 pounds within me :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

45. His flirting skills...

are just fine, especially for his age. I should know - I helped install them. :evilgrin:

Anyway, the cabana girls adore him. They tell me he's a cutie-pie. ;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

46. He is cute...

But he's decided to settle for those loose cabana girls! That's not my fault. ;)

[VelmaD]

50. Are you insulting my staff?

Those girls (and boys) are highly trained and well paid professionals who are very very good at what they do.

Please, do not make me turn you over to Heinrich for re-education. Would be a shame for you to have to endure that kind of pain at such a tender age. :evilgrin:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

51. Bring it on!

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

57. You obviously haven't heard...

about what happened to Leftist Rebel involving the genie costume, the ball gag, and being chained to the wall when he used that exact same phrase. :evilgrin:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

58. Hey!

Where'd you get the secret videotape of the parties at my house? I knew I should have hidden it better! :D

[leftist_rebel1569]

47. yeah, that's true...

so messing with my flirting skills means you're messing with Velma!

[VelmaD]

41. Don't let her string you along...

Little Bit. You know how teenage girls can be. ;-)

Stick with the cabana girls. They live to serve. *snort*

[VelmaD]

30. Now, now Little Bit

*grabs Leftist Rebel by the ear*

None of that. You go to your end of the hot tub and leave the lovely lady alone (unless she wants to be "bothered" and that's a different story altogether) or it's back to the Ball Pit with you young man.

Win her on your own merits. No cabana boy impersonations.

[leftist_rebel1569]

27. SHAZBOT! FOILED AGAIN!

hmph! (crosses arms)

oh well. Can we at least pretend we're in Mexico or something?

grr...stupid laws...

[VelmaD]

17. I have arrived.

Fresh from a long day of training people and dealing with minor family medical emergencies.

Mmm...shrimp. Mmm...toe-sucking.

Short bus! Get your ass over here. It was a long day and my feet hurt from the stupid work shoes.

*snap snap* Ramon...I wanta bottle of Jack Daniels and I don't need no stinkin' glass.

DV

[short bus president]

22. ma'am?

You summoned?

And do my eyes deceive me, or have I been offered the chance to lick what's INSIDE the shiny boot, for once?

[VelmaD]

24. Why yes...

yes you do.

Even I have to get out of the dominatrix boots after a long day training.

Rub my feet and I'll follow you anywhere baby. ;-)

[short bus president]

37. is that all?

Hell, I'd change my name to Dr. Scholls if I thought it'd help tame that smartmouth of yers...

[VelmaD]

38. It's the shoes...

just can't intimidate the hell outta people barefoot like I can in the 5 inch stiletto heels. *sigh*

And anytime you think you're up to "taming" my smart mouth, well...you just bring it on honey-bunny. ;-)

[short bus president]

44. I am entirely too lazy

to go back to last night's thread to quickly re-learn the relevant Teutonic torture terms. How 'bout some mangled Germglish instead?

"Bent oafer meinin knee und zippen sie smartmouth!"

:spank:

[VelmaD]

48. eh...

it'll do in a pich (at least til Aristus gets back).

Makensie withen die paddlen. ;-)

[short bus president]

52. Excuse me?

Did I hear something other than a "sir" and a <whimper>?

This simply will not do.

Up on the ceiling hook with you, hon. And *snap* *snap* "Mistress Katarina? Might I borrow that leather hood? This young lady's mouth knows no boundaries."

[VelmaD]

62. I'll be good, I'll be good...

just please oh please don't hang me from the ceiling with a leather hood over my head. ;-)

[short bus president]

73. HAPPY 900 POSTS, DEEVEE!

:toast:

and, uh...

[VelmaD]

74. Does that mean...

we have to add another 400 to the 500+ you already owe me? ;-)

[leftist_rebel1569]

59. okay, I need sleep...

like, NOW...

Total embarassment...:(

But, I do that when I try to flirt when i'm nervous...

good night! :hi:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

60. good night!

;) you just couldn't take the heat of the grotto!

[JohnKleeb]

63. lol so what did I miss

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

70. G'night Little Bit

Sweet dreams.

*age appropriate smooches*

[Aristus]

75. Coffee and doughtnuts now being served in the Grotto!

:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:

Hmm, wonder what I'll find this morning? Let's see, empty bottle of Jack. Check. Yellow bikini top. Check. Must be supernova's. Never seen her in the alltogether. Guess I missed my chance! Rusty filet knife? What the hell? Oh--LR's mother must have gotten wind of the hijinx going on here.

*Picks up towels and abandoned swimwear. Takes them to laundry facility.*

No sense disturbing the staff; they work way too hard. sbp is a slave-driver. But then, that's what keeps Velma coming back.

[Aristus]

76. Coffee's gettin' cold!

Must have been some night, last night. Everybody's still sacked out.

[VelmaD]

77. *enormous yawn*

*mumble*...donuts...

*mumble*...paddle...

*mumble*...g'morning *smooches*

DV

[Aristus]

78. Uh, Vel?

I don't think pink fuzzy slippers are permitted in the Grotto. Oh, nevermind. Here have a doughnut.

[VelmaD]

79. Will you let...

the pink fuzzy slippers slide this one time if I tell you I don't have anything on under my robe? ;-)

[Aristus]

80. Done!

But, wait! How do I KNOW you've got nothing on underneath your robe?

[VelmaD]

82. Well...

you have two options.

1) you could trust me

or

2) you could untie the sash and find out ;-)

[Aristus]

84. *spills coffee*

Oops! Okay, okay. Stay cool, stay cool.

Okay then. *grabs sash and pulls gently, like an ultra-smooth James Bond*

[VelmaD]

87. Mmm...

being fondled and eating donuts...much better way to start the day than getting up and going to work.

And are we talking a Sean Connery-James Bond or a Roger Moore-James Bond? ;-)

[Aristus]

88. Connery, I guess. He had the cooler cars.

And the women seem to dig him more than Moore. If I had audio upload, I'd do my Sean Connery impression while I fondle you. :-)

[VelmaD]

89. Wowee

Love that Scottish brogue...mmm...

You can do that AND scream at me in German AND you know the words to Jesus Christ Superstar. *thud*

[Aristus]

90. Multi-talented, that's me.

And you thought I was only good for cleaning up the Grotto. Now, if I could do a Connery impression while speaking German, THAT would be something.

*slides hands over sun-tattoo*

Have another doughnut. We'll get to the paddling in a minute, 'kay?

[VelmaD]

91. Might be a good idea...

to get another donut or two in me...and maybe some orange juice.

Not awake enough yet to appreciate a good paddlin'.

And hey, cleaning up the Grotto is a pain and we appreciate the tremendous job you do looking after us all in the mornings when we're too hung over to keep from tripping over stray bikini bottoms that have been strewn around during the night. *smooches*

[Aristus]

92. Aw shucks!

*blush*

Okay, here's some orange juice for you. Just wanna keep you happy. Speaking of happy, I've wondered for some time what it would be like to be in a VelmaD/LadyFreedom Grotto sandwich, but LF doesn't show up here in the mornings, I guess. Oh well. Guess it's just you and me.

And sbp, whom I imagine is watching us from some secluded corner. :hi: hey man! wherever you are!

[VelmaD]

93. You'd really have to work...

to get me back into a compromising position with Lady Freedom at this point. She and I have a basic difference of philosophy when it comes to sex. She expects to be chased. I don't play that shit.

I figure if you really want to be beaten you should just admit it then shut up and take it. Running is for pussies who don't know what they want. ;-)

Short bus, on the other hand, is always game. Don't think the word "nein" is in his vocabulary. I'm sure he's hiding in a corner somewhere. He likes to watch, the little perv.

[Aristus]

94. Well,

I could chase her, and you could chase me. Sandwich complete.

How's the orange juice? Mick Jagger has said that orange juice is his favorite aphrodisiac.

BTW, I'm not a pussy, so I'd run R-e-e-e-a-a-a-l-l-l sl-o-o-o-o-w-w-w-w.

[VelmaD]

95. Cool...

LF wouldn't run slow so she'd "get away" and I'd have you all to myself. :evilgrin: Her loss. ;-)

Dunno about OJ as an aphrodisiac. I do know that once the sugar from it and the donuts hits my system there will be bouncing. ;-)

[Aristus]

96. Care for another orange juice?

:D

Whyntcha slide outta that robe while we're at it. Morning goose-bumps can be very erotic.

[VelmaD]

97. I thought...

getting me outta the robe was your job.

Oh well, still too sleepy for serious non-compliance. *shrugs shoulders and robe hits the floor*

You just gotta promise to do something to keep me warm. I have really cold feet and hands and you wouldn't want them to accidently end up somewhere...tender. ;-)

[Aristus]

98. Okay, c'mere.

:hug: *caress* :hug: *caress*

Well, to be honest with you, there's not much on me right now that's tender.

[VelmaD]

99. *snort*

Don't get me to giggling this early in the morning. I'll get all ticklish. Hee.

*giggle*

*licks your ear*

Wanta get up to something obscene with chocolate frosting and sprinkles. ;-)

[Aristus]

101. Mmm.

Sounds good. Do I need a plate or something else to eat it off of?

[VelmaD]

105. sweetie...

you can eat it off whatever you feel like.

You know. Morning. Not awake. Compliant. ;-)

[Aristus]

108. Oh mercy me!

This is fun.

*happily sings under his breath*

"...it seems to me a strange thing, miiiiiiiiiiiistfying, that a man like you can waste his time on women of her kind..."

*munch* *munch*

"...yes, I can understand that sheeeeeeeee amuses, but to let her stroke you and kiss your hair, that's hardly in your line..."

*munch* *munch*

[VelmaD]

110. *happy sigh*

I love being sung to. :-) Just never thought of Jesus Christ Superstar as "music to fuck to" before. ;-) I'm willing to have my opinion on this changed however.

*scoops up a fingerfull of frosting, dabs in on your nose, and licks it off"

P.S. I'm an internal auditor so feel free to "object to her profession". Eerybody else does. :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

113. "...it's not that I object to her profession,

but she doesn't fit in well
With what you do and say
It doesn't help us if you're inconsistent
They only need a small excuse to put us all away..."

Dabbing and licking off? Cute move, Velma.

BTW, logged on to your site. You NAUGHTY thing, you!

[VelmaD]

115. That's me...

cute as a button but naughty naughty naughty. :evilgrin: (You know it was just your nose 'cause I don't want EarlG or Skinner to tombstone the both of us. ;-))

Which website...the Boys in Chains, the kilt thing, the smut, the amazing pics of David Duchovny wearing nothing but a strategically placed teacup?

[Aristus]

117. Right.

Gotta keep it clean. I'm supposed to be here for the lefty political discussion. Don't want to be shut out.

The site with the fan-fiction. Whew, too hot to handle.

[VelmaD]

119. If you stick to...

the X-files section it's all hetero.

If you wander into the rest I'm not responsible for what the hot boy-on-boy action does to your psyche.

[KinkyDem]

122. do tell

share come on share...

[VelmaD]

124. what...

would you like to know?

[KinkyDem]

127. above mentioned

web site. Is there a link or do I have to beat it out of you?

:spank:

[VelmaD]

128. ok...here it is

www.ravenswing.com/EVILTWINS is my main site

the Boys in Chains archive is at:
www.ravenswing.com/bic

Have fun. :-)

[KinkyDem]

132. tonight

I will explore and get back to you with my thoughts.

I'm sure you'll waiting with bated breath.

[VelmaD]

133. actually...

if you have an opinion tonight, I'll more than likely be waiting here in the Grotto chained to a wall while short bus has his way with me. Or vice versa.

[KinkyDem]

145. I'll be sure to come by and

give it to you then.

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

148. Why not...

everybody else in the Grotto seems to give it to me. ;-)

[KinkyDem]

151. SNicker

you ARE a bad girl.

Shame on you!

You should be punished!

Assume the position!

[VelmaD]

154. Hang on a second...

I don't bend over for every boy who asks. (Despite what short bus seems to think.)

Let's finish the conversation about "taking turns" and then we'll maybe work something out for a little mid-day punishment.

[short bus president]

81. it's a total lie, dude

she's hiding 3 tubes of KY and a box of non-powdered latex exam gloves under there...

:P

[Aristus]

83. Well, she knows my prostate is a virgin, and I aim to keepq

it that way. Anyway, those items won't obscure the view, I'm sure.

[VelmaD]

85. Who said...

we were gonna use them on you sweetie? ;-)

[Aristus]

86. Oh whew, good! I'll be happy to just watch this time

And maybe lend a hand with some paddling later. And ogling! Never forget the ogling. Fun, fun, fun.

[KinkyDem]

100. Damn it! I miss all the fun!

Free shrimp! Cabana girls serving drinks! Underage girls getting.. no scratch that. I didn't say that...nope not me!

:eyes:

[Aristus]

102. Sorry, KinkyDem, I'm a little busy right now.

Help yourself to some doughnuts and coffee.

:donut: :donut:

We try to be hospitable here in the Grotto.

[VelmaD]

103. It's never too late...

to dive into the Grotto and have a good time.

Hell, me and Aristus have all the fun in the mornings while everyone else is sleeping it off anyway. ;-) There's always a good paddlin' in the am.

Welcome.

DV

[KinkyDem]

104. well, that's good to know

And where is the victom that is to receive this paddling?

[VelmaD]

106. er...umm...

*raises hand*...uh...that would be me. *blush*

Well, once we get done doing the thing with the chocolate frosting and the sprinkles anyway. Mmm...forbidden donut...

Gotta get Aristus warmed up...sheesh he's turned out to be high-maintenance. ;-)

[KinkyDem]

107. OK, fine...

you go the sticky stuff with the fgrosting. I'll watch from over here and drink my coffee.

[Aristus]

109. Voyeur!

S'okay, there's plenty of 'em here.

High-maintenance, huh, Vel? Look who's talking! ;-)

[KinkyDem]

111. hell yeah...

and a photographer :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

112. dangit...

don't tell him it's ok just to watch. Then he might not feel obliged to DO. ;-)

And I'm not high-maintenance. I require one thing and only one thing to keep me perfectly happy. :spank: ;-)

[Aristus]

114. Hmm.

Sounds like she's gettin' ready.

Better get my paddle out. I'll just dip it in the hot tub to get it nice and wet. Smacks nice and loud that way.

[VelmaD]

116. Gotta make a note to self...

mouthy works. ;-)

I'll just find myself a nice chair to hang on to...

[KinkyDem]

120. hang on to...

you mean like a rack? You won't your hands fo that... that's why god invented rope.

Let me just get my suspension cuffs out of my bag...

[Aristus]

121. Guten morgen, schatz!

Sind Sie wache? In eine minute werden Sie ganz erwache! Ganz beriet?

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[VelmaD]

125. oh yeah baybee...

time for German lessons.

I'll holler "nein, nein, nein" in my best breathy little girl voice if you'll tell me what you said. ;-)

[Aristus]

131. Translation:

"Good morning, sweetie! Are you awake? Well, you will be in a minute! Are you ready?"

:-)

[VelmaD]

135. It sounds so much...

"nicer" in English. We have a crappy language for sex talk. *sigh*

Which is why we all gotta improve our German skills. Just think of the public service we're doing for our fellow DUers. ;-)

[Aristus]

136. Whew! Okay, that's enough for now.

You've got more endurance that I have, Vel.

*wipes sweat from forehead*

Gasp! Gotta rest.

French is good for the bedroom,too. I gotta learn it.

[VelmaD]

138. I took French...

in high school and college but that was a while ago.

I remember all the words to "frere Jacques". And I can still read in French pretty well.

[KinkyDem]

118. paddle?

ping pong or frat house?

I like a nice leather covered ping pong with hard leather on one side and bunny fur on the other.

:spank:

[VelmaD]

123. bunny fur...*snort*

I prefer bare wood myself. Oak. Or ash.

But leather will do. :-)

Bunny fur? Really?

[Aristus]

126. Halt's Maul!

:spank: :spank: :spank:

Sehr gut, nicht wahr?

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[VelmaD]

130. ja...

gut, gut, gut.

You gotta teach me how to say "harder" and "don't stop or I'll fuckin' kill you". ;-)

[Aristus]

134. Schwerer! Schwerer!

Halt nicht, oder ich werde Sie mordern! (I think that's close. I don't have a Deutsche Grammatik handy.)

[VelmaD]

137. *smooches*

Thanks. You're so much more fun than looking it up in the dictionary.

Hee. Here come the giggles again...momentary mental image of getting spanked with a big ol' German-English dictionary...*snort*

[Aristus]

140. Well, I think my work here is done.

Anything special you want me to put in the catering order for tonight?

I hope you all have a good time. I probably won't be there for your millenial post, Velma. So let me congratulate you now. Congrats on reaching 1000 posts! :-)

[VelmaD]

142. If you're really lucky...

I won't make it tonight and the morning crew will get that 1000th post the way you did my 700th. We can have a paddle-extravaganza.

You are such a help around here. *smooch* I think we're running dangerously low on choclate sauce and tapioca pudding. It's those damn teenagers. ;-)

Have a good day sweetie. *mad snogging*

[KinkyDem]

129. oh yeah

Not so much for impact but it's nice rubbing it all over a pink hot bottom... Get's many a squeel from that.

I like to keep my subs guesing. Never realy KNOW for sure what I'm gonna do next. Expect a paddle get a soft fur. Expect a soft fur get an ice cube...

Fun fun...

[VelmaD]

139. yup...

surprises are good.

Mmm...ice cubes...*thud*

I hope one of the cabana boys is awake. *snap snap* Somebody bring a bucket of ice over here for my red backside.

[Aristus]

141. The cabana boys are snoring away in the staff cottage.

Here's your bucket of ice. Careful, Velma, or you'll melt it all before it does any good.

[VelmaD]

143. yup...*blushes*

that's what happened with the popsicle...dammit. :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

144. watch Velma with those ice cubes, friend

she gets these ideas in her head (from where I'll never know), and the combo of ice cubes and enema bags is just PURE EVIL.

She does like a good cattle prodding, though, when she's been naughty...

[VelmaD]

146. oh, I think...

people around here have a pretty good idea where I got the "ice cube enema" idea from Butt-Boy. ;-)

[KinkyDem]

147. watch Velma with those ice cubes

yes, but can I take pictures as well?

[short bus president]

149. actually, we seem

to be working out quite an extensive videography arrangement. We each take turns - top, bottom, and camera. Sound alright to you?

[KinkyDem]

150. I'll take the cam

and I'll top but I am no switch!

My wife is though...:)

[short bus president]

152. we'll work something out

nobody is asked to assume any position they don't want to. Except Velma has this annoying habit of asking her fan club boys to do things to each other that really are not my bag, but that's another story entirely...

[VelmaD]

156. And you can find that story...

on pretty much any page of the Boys in Chains archive. :evilgrin:

And have we found a position I didn't want to assume?

[VelmaD]

153. Wait'll you meet me...

before you decide you aren't up for bottoming. ;-) Letting go can be fun.

We're pretty easy going about it around here. We all passed "sharing", "playing well with others", and "taking turns". :-)

[KinkyDem]

155. wait till I meet you?

WHere? When? Have any pics?

[VelmaD]

157. *snort*

Hey short bus!

Add a new member to the fan club mailing list. :-)

Tell ya what. You show me yours and I'll show you mine. ;-)

[KinkyDem]

158. Hehe

Can't right now. I'm at work (please note I said AT work not working).

[VelmaD]

159. I'm at work...

also not working. Playing Freecel, chatting with a BF in another window, DUing, and listening to Tool cranked up really loud. But not working. I'm a BAD State employee. :evilgrin:

As long as they keep pretending to pay me I'll keep pretending to do my job.

[KinkyDem]

160. that's about right. N/T

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