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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 12:26 AM
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How long before Britney goes into porn?
Not necessarily as an actor--maybe as a fluffer or some other off-camera role.

I think it's a given that she's going to do it, but the question is when.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 12:28 AM
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1. about three years ago
methinks
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 12:30 AM
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5. LOL no doubt......
Edited on Thu Sep-04-03 12:45 AM by jus_the_facts
..she's been obscene from the start!:evilgrin:
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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-05-03 04:13 AM
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25. Girls like Britney...
...should be obscene and not heard!

:evilgrin:
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Alenne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 12:28 AM
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2. Never
I'm sure she has enough money from people buying her stuff to never have to do anything like that.
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anti_shrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 12:28 AM
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3. I'm betting a Playboy layout once the singing career fades for good
I don't see her doing anything hardcore unless she really hit the skids.
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nomaco-10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 12:31 AM
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6. Yeah, I see Playboy as a up and coming career move for her...
and Xtina in Hustler.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 12:29 AM
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4. She's not going to be a fluffer! Get real!
Now I could have seen Dana Plato becoming a fluffer because she was broke and a junkie. Spears has lots of money. It is the people who try to be the next Spears, like american idol candidates, that will become the fluffers of the future.
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 12:33 AM
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7. No, no, no! You've got it backwards

You start out in porn, then use the money you made to finance your debut recording. That's how Andrea True ("More, More, More") did it in the '70s. And it's how blues singer Candye Kane did it in the '90s.
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Ouabache Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 12:35 AM
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8. Well she sucks now
doesn't she ?
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nemo137 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 12:38 AM
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10. ouch.
nice.
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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 12:37 AM
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9. Too long....
Anything to stop her singing and talking shit!

P.
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maggrwaggr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 12:53 AM
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11. I thought she should have lost her "virginity" as a pay per view special
hard core, porn, watch her lose her virginity. Live TV. Pay $500 bucks per TV to see it.

she would have made gazillions.
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:18 AM
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13. Bwahahahahaha........Britney Spear'd.....
....YIKES! :evilgrin:
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shamgar Donating Member (8 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:11 AM
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12. Soon
Soon, I hope!:evilgrin:
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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:41 AM
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14. How long before porn goes into Britney, is the operative question...
:evilgrin:

P.
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nemo137 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 01:45 AM
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15. here's my scenario:
she finishes her recording career, then becomes a porn director. dissatisfied with that, she launches a pop-porn starlette, explicitly fusing pop music and porn.
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nyrnyr1994 Donating Member (525 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 02:11 AM
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16. Not soon enough!
:evilgrin: j/k
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 02:14 AM
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17. awww....
youse guys is mean.

I actually LIKE Britney. Well, not her music, or her ideas, or her image... but she's just sorta cute and sweet and works hard at what she does. Why do we have to hate everybody who's popular? I wouldn't buy her albums, but if I saw her on the street, I'd be nice to her.

Now... if I saw Christina Aguilera, I'd duck down an alley.
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 03:46 AM
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18. oh, don't get me wrong
my question was not one of hatred, but more of curiosity with a hint of anticipation.

I mean...she's only a couple years older than me. I'd be nice to her if I saw her on the street, probably more than I am to most people since I'd see her as a reasonably attractive woman of about my age.

She's been destined for porn for a long time, and I just wanted to see how long other people thought it'd be before she does it.

I give her 4 years to drop out of sight and re-emerge in the porn business.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:22 AM
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20. well...
I'm a 42-year old gay man, and I think she's adorable.

As for porn, I doubt she'll need the money anytime soon. Plus, she can make more money playing Laughlin than she can getting gang-banged by a street-basketball team.

Now Christina, on the other hand.... she'll be doin' Snoop Dogg videos by '05.
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uhhuh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 03:54 AM
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19. She'll do it
As soon as the chimp tells her to. Based on her own words, she has to, right? She'll just have to have faith that it is the right decision for the country, won't she?


Maybe she's already working as a fluffer for Chimpco.
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Not a robought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:39 AM
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21. TOTALLY
Private shows at the White House south-west for the neo-con boys, and her Pimp Chimp the Gimp. Hopefully they can still get it up now. What's your pleasure Paul? Coke, Ex, Percocet, Viagra?
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 06:25 AM
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22. Aren't her music videos
soft porn? or at least pretty close....

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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 08:24 AM
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23. she wont do porn
Edited on Thu Sep-04-03 08:24 AM by Kamika
but she will definetly do either playboy style pics or sensual (softporn) movies
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 08:59 AM
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24. Well, she's already a whore for *
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/03/britney.spears/

"I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that."

She's either stupid, or too cowardly to stand up for what she thinks is right.
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