Foreplay is really just getting undressed, right?

[Cronus Protagonist]

That's what my experience has been.

[Pert_UK]

1. You've got to TEASE your lady....go and put some toast on....

Get her to give you a shout when she's ready.....

Role play can be very exciting.......You could pretend to be a mechanic and she could be an old Cadillac with a dodgy motor...but it could be the transmission, so get underneath and have a look.

Oh Paul Calf, you are a genius....

P.

[Booberdawg]

2. You surely told her to brace herself first!

Any complaints?

[Cronus Protagonist]

3. I've seen that on British TV

"Brace yourself darling, I'm coming in!" "Brrrrrr." "Sorry, it's rather chilly dear."

:)

Anyway, foreplay is how you take the clothse off, right? I can take about half an hour to an hour just taking clothes off. It seems to me that's foreplay. I don't know why anyone would need more than that.

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[Dookus]

4. well....

as a gay man, I can tell you that foreplay for us is often just a handshake, and that's if we're taking it slow... ;)

I have heard rumors, though, that women have different thoughts on the subject.

[Pert_UK]

5. A full, authoratitive view.....

"Headmaster: Well, as we all know about foreplay no doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is... Biggs.



Biggs: Don't know, sorry sir.



Headmaster: Carter.



Carter: Er... was it taking your clothes off, sir?



Headmaster: And after that?



Wymer: Putting them on the lower peg sir?



(Headmaster throws a board duster at him and hits him.)



Headmaster: The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate so that the penis can penetrate more easily.



Watson: Could we have a window open please sir?



Headmaster: Yes... Harris will you?... And, of course, to cause the

man's penis to erect and har...den. Now, did I do vaginal

juices last week oh do pay attention Wadsworth, I know it's

Friday afternoon oh watching the football are you boy - right

move over there. I'm warning you I may decide to set an

exam this term.



Pupils: Oh sir...



Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal

juices?



Pupils: Yes sir.



Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.



Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.



Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her

off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight

for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.



Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.



Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.



Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.



Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.



Another: Bite the neck.



Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so

on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we

stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.



Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.



Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.







... And of course tongueing will give you the best idea of how

the juices are coming along."

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[Booberdawg]

7. *shudder*

[Best_man23]

6. What does a Freeper say during foreplay?

Bitch, get in dat bed!

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. Bitch? No.... Cuzzin, get in dat bed-

before the rent-to-own truck gets here to repossess it!!!

[arwalden]

9. (Poke-Poke) You Awake?

Roll over.

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. Here girl... c'mere girl... that's a good dog... Daddy wants some lovin'!

Now where's the peanut butter...?

[FlaGranny]

11. Foreplay is - drumroll -

turning 2 minutes (or less) of fun for the fella into hours of fun for both the fella and the girl.

[TrogL]

12. You're supposed to get undressed?

Never thought of that.

Must be kinda chilly doing it in a back alley, and where are you supposed to put your clothes?

[Throckmorton]

13. Driving to my favorite cruising spot.

and remembering to take off my underware before leaving the house.