Ah, fer cryin' out CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"What's that? . . . Is that a pubic hair? . . . What do you think? . . . Go ahead and look. . . .close . . ."

[bushisanidiot]

1. This is where I usually sit to pick my boogies!

But I have to be careful that Laura don't catch me. She don't like it, but I seen her do it a couple of times too so I figure I ought to be able to pick em. Hell, it's not like I eat 'em (smirk).

[StaggerLee]

2. And this is the spot where I rassled that pretzel off my face- yuhhuh, yep

[rock]

3. If I'm God, why can't I levitate this table?

You guys got some explaining to do!

[cherryperry]

13. Out of 14 (including the original), posted so far,

yours is my favorite. I mean, the others are just wonderful, too, but this one made me LOL.

:kick:

:hi:

:yourock:


(edited because I can't count :crazy:)

[Richardo]

4. "Dammit, look at that ring. Condi, you folks know how to get that out...

...right? Laura told me to use a coaster for my brewskis - she's gonna kill me.

[XNASA]

5. w*: "I layed out 2 lines there just 10 minutes ago........

..and they're gone now."

CR: "Um, sir, you already did those."

w*: "Well then let's get 6 more out here pronto. Two for me, and two for each of my new pals. Anybody got a $20? Or a straw?"

[GOPisEvil]

6. * says, "You wouldn't believe it, but that desk is GREAT to nap on!"

[underpants]

7. See guys I picked this one 'cause Condi fits in there real nicely....

harharhar

Condi:"Uh Mr.President I'm right here"

[Qutzupalotl]

8. BAD DOG!!!

We do that OUTSIDE!!

[Drifter]

10. And this is where ...

Barney inspires my new economic ideas. Ironic ... isn't it ?

Cheers
Drifter

[On the Road]

9. "Like My New Suit?

"Only smart people can see it."

[skip fox]

11. "So, okay . . . let's say that's a map, o.k.? Then I'm pointing directly

at Dutchland, or wherever the hell it is you call it. People say I don't know geography! I say, Hah! Right in their face. You're across the ocean from us and in the north where there's sled dogs and dikes and free love and needles for heroin which you can get at the supermarket. . . . That's right, I sure know a thing or two . . . You can go back and tell your king or the Vikings that I got you all good and figured out already, . . . so they better not try to pull nothing!!"


The real story:


President George W. Bush (news - web sites) speaks with
Dutch Prime Minister Jan Peter Balkenende (C) and Foreign
Minister Jaap de Hoop Scheffer (L). The US signed up to a
cooperation agreement with the Netherlands as part of the fight
against AIDS (news - web sites).(AFP/White House/Tina Hager)

[kodi]

12. there! there! damit, doncha' see it? a weapon of mass destruction!

.

[cosmicdot]

14. W impresses his guests: betcha ya'll's desks aren't this clean ...

... no paperwork piled on my desk ... no-siree-bob ... no messages ... no post-it notes ... no in-basket ... no things-to-do pads ... matter of fact, any time I see anything that even looks like work I ... ((condi breaks in clearing her throat ... um ... shouldn't we go now???))

[Not a robought]

15. Bush sez, "See look! More stains, Photograph that."

guy on the left, "Sir, that's a coffee stain, the Starr inquiry is over."

[BelgianMadCow]

16. I say jump you say ?

how high !

the guys on the left are dutch.

[BelgianMadCow]

17. See my stash under there ? That's my booze so hands off okay ?

[peterh]

18. This was Saddam’s desk and I had it brought over…

And right there, you can see where Saddam had it engraved that he was going kill my daddy. What more proof does the world need?

[skip fox]

19. "No, no, no, they were having you guys on. I haven't

scratched my initials into the desk or written graffiti on it or nothing. They broke me of all that long before I got to the White House. I mean, the taxpayers of Texas wouldn't be happy if they found out a lot of the redecorating of the governer's house and office in the 90s was due to my little 'accidents,' but Laura and Karl strapped electrode on me and shocked the shit out of me each time I started shaking up the spray paint can or digging into a nice piece of oak with my penknife. So there's no truth to the rumor I've vandalized the oval office. See, that desk has got the orignal finish on it. I know, I know, I still got a little tremor in my hands and feet from the shocks, but I'm dealing with it . . . Okay? Now let's get down to business. . . . Just where is Dutchland, anyway?"