CAPTION the giant sucking sound

[underpants]

[arwalden]

1. So I Opened Wide And Swallowed It All

[arwalden]

2. It Was At LEAST This Long

[LuLu550]

3. I think we need

the photoshop guru to do some "interting" on this one.

[underpants]

4. So my fellow 'Murkans 4 million 'Murkans have lost their....hold it LOST?!

Lost!!! Oh My God I don't know what the hell I am doing!

[Richardo]

5. "So I took a real deep breath like this and blew up the inflatable....

...folks over there under the "Jobs" sign. Which was printed in Bangladesh, by the way."

[GainesT1958]

6. "Our recovery is really getting going...

Pretty soon, it'll be as big as--the deficit!...OOPS(Gasp!)" :eyes:

B-)

[PurityOfEssence]

7. Igor like jobs

All people should work. Ya.

People lose job butterfingers. Be more careful. Ya.

[Superfly]

8. One time...at band camp...I got so drunk

I hurled...just like this. Sorry, did I get some on your shoes?

[Philosophy]

9. "And now let's have a big hand for...The Village People!"

"Ma-cho, ma-choman, I wanna be...a macho man!"

(Check out the slide in the background ;) )

[VOX]

18. Perfect! Thanks for the laugh...

:toast:

[skip fox]

10. W. just finished saying: "And I got so many great new neo-Con

ideas about how to make more jobs. Like one I told my staff about yesterday. . . . you ready for this? . . . Okay . . . I say we privatize unemployment! Is that great or what? It would get the government out of the business of unemployment, where it's got no right anyway, and hand it over to private industry who could make money on it or franchise it or lease it with 0% financing or something! And then they would pay more taxes and we'd be out of a recession and out of unemployment at the same time. WOW!! Ain't that great? When I told my staff, they were floored. They all gave me this look . . . like this . . ."

[GregW]

11. Sigh ... this is WAY too easy!

[Champion Jack]

12. Jobs? we don' need no steeenkin' jobs

[Hubert Flottz]

13. The Democrats Want To Talk About No Jobs, But I Won Talkin'

About Blow Jobs!

[DoYouEverWonder]

14. And then I said,

Holy Shit Rummie, you blew up Baghdad? I didn't know you really meant it!

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. Maybe if you act all crooked-like Wal Mart will hire you as a greeter...

If'n that don't work, you can use the act to panhandle. And they say I don't know how to create jobs!

[Hubert Flottz]

16. "I know I Can Suckstart The Economy In Iraq!

Sucking Is A Bush Family Trademark, We All Suck Bigtime!"

[skip fox]

17. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[maxanne]

19. and mah doctor sez

my livah is this big, from mah drinkin. :beer:

[VOX]

20. "Ah see the pitcher, now Ah'm tryin' th' word -- 'Joobs?' 'Jubs?' "JEB'S!!

"Damn, Ah'm smart!"

[cosmicdot]

21. W: hey, look, most of you here got jobs or don't need'em

... and, if you're not here ... you don't fit the mold ... fitting the mold is a must to have or keep a job ... fitting the mold is key to making the good ol'boy thing work, and that creates jobs ... at least on paper ... so, talking to you folks is pretty much a waste of time ... but, for the other poor bastards not allowed in here ... let me show you a sample photo of typical workers in case you don't know ... there are jobs out there ... and, new ones are coming about every time another corporate chain mall opens up ... Andy filled me in on a couple of jobs on our way here ... like driving a Waste Management truck ... or picking up trays and sweeping floors at Rubio's ... see ... there ... and, by ending frivolous lawsuits and finding weapons of mass destruction programs and stuff ... we're either half-way there or not, whichever is more fuller ...