The chief Britney wanna-be (cuter IMHO) has her own quote this week

[underpants]

[GainesT1958]

1. I guess we could say that...

We know of two things on Jessica each larger in mass than HER brain, too!:eyes:

B-)

[Heddi]

2. she is a *DOLT*

I watched perhaps 4.3 seconds of "newlyweds" on TV the other night (it was stuck on the channel--the remote stopped working and I couldn't change it!) and I'm really hard pressed to find a more vapid, unintelligent, just plain STUPID person as I found in Jessica Simpson.

Why are dolts like this Role Models for young girls? They may carry a tune in a recording box, but without the hi-fi modifications to their voice, they really can't sing (well, I guess they can, but not in an astounding, make-your-head-spin kind of way).

Why can we not find an ORIGINAL, CREATIVE, INTELLIGENT woman/girl to be a role model for our children? Particularly young girls who generally are discouraged from speaking up in class, or excelling in school to begin with?

Why why why must everyone who supposedly is the 'voice of this generation' have an IQ that roughly equals my shoe-size?

And why do we treat such vapidness as being 'cool'? It's "cool" to be stupid and act like a flaky blonde that has to have someone explain the difficult concepts--for example, the astounding differences between "chicken" and "Fish".

This is sick.

And things like this is why I will NEVER have a child. I refuse to allow them to be even SLIGHTLY tained by the talentless hordes that fill our society today

[matcom]

3. YEEEOOWWWZZAAA!

:wow: :wow: :wow:

sssshhhhhhhhmmmmmmooooookkkkkkiiiiinnnnnn!

[underpants]

4. Uh

Uh-huh

Yeah uh yeah

I agree with what Heddi says above too.

[GOPisEvil]

5. She really said that?!?!?

*slaps forehead*

I don't care how physically attractive someone is. If something that vapid and dumb comes flying out of her mouth, I am NOT INTERESTED.

What a freaking DOPE! :dunce:

[underpants]

6. She said it but.....

I have a hard time accepting that she is eating canned tuna.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Maybe it was that tuna in a bag.

Comes preseasoned, ya know!

[madrchsod]

8. well i like it

i really think it`s pretty dam funny. nick is so down to earth and understands how life works and as she said ,she`s never had to do anything for herself since she was very young...her parents were debating on whether to help her with a problem or let her work it out herself..they let her do it. the last program she bought 700 dollars worth of underwear-4 pieces- she called nick and told him..he about had a heart attack. they`re going camping next week,now that should be really funny.yup she`s pretty much an airhead but at least she admitts it.

[mvd]

9. The corporate masters probably love having people like..

Britney and Jessica in the spotlight. Just as viable as some of the other conspiracy theories. :)

I never was that interested in either woman, anyway - for music or looks.

See everyone later! :hi:

[Uzybone]

10. the best thing Ill say about her

is her plastic surgeon did a good job. Im just wondering whether he used her brain or silicone.

[Devils Advocate NZ]

11. I have never seen anything as plastic in my life!

I am not even sure it is a real person! Are you SURE this isn't just a giant robiticised Barbie doll? I mean check out that face! It looks like rubber! And don't even talk about the hair!

Nope, I don't believe it, it's not a real person. It HAS to be a robot.

And that is BEFORE we examine what it has to say. I mean only a computer could be that unintelligent, even little children sound more intelligent than that.

It's BRILLIANT! Who'd have thought that robotics had progressed so far? I mean the most advanced robot I had seen was that Japanese spaceman thing, but this is COOL!

How much do they cost, and where do I send my order?

[Braden]

12. I watched a minute of that the other night

she goes shopping for underwear, and she comes out of the boutique and calls her guy and tells her that she spent $750 on 4 items, 2 bras and 2 panties. She said it sounded like a lot.

God what a dumb ass.

she would make a killer trophy wife.

[priller]

13. I hate to admit, but I actually watched a few minutes

of the camping trip today. Nick said he was on a "five year plan" to change her from being a spoiled brat.

Good luck, buddy, is all I can say.

[cmf]

14. I actually recorded that episode a couple weeks ago.

I thought I was recording the Osbornes, but got Newlyweds instead. My husband and I kept rewinding and playing that line over and over. We were rolling on the floor laughing at it. The look on her husband's face when she says it is just priceless.