CAPTION Rummy stepping on the rake of the bitter truth

[underpants]

[CanuckAmok]

1. Sheesh,who do you have to bomb to get some decent orange drink around here

n/t

[Richardo]

10. HAHAHAHAHA!!

</coffee spew>

:D :thumbsup: CanuckAmok!

[myrna minx]

11. Thanks for the laugh!

:toast:

[underpants]

2. Jesus this place is a freakin' mess!

And I'm in the GOOD part.

[underpants]

He has the look of someone who can't stay and doesn't want to go home

(cue the band)

CLowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

[zekeson]

3. Why thank you Rev Jones, I will have some Kool-aid

oh, no wishful thinking?

[peterh]

22. thinking on the same line....

Damn…I hope this stuff didn’t come from Jim Jones

[DS1]

4. if you can get a quarter in this cup from there

I'll let you go home. Is this cup upside down? Maybe. Am I giving you the runaround? Probably.

[Japhy_Ryder]

5. Why's everyone talking to someone else. Don't they like me?

[larryepke]

6. Did this juice come from Halliburton?

Then I guess it tastes good!

[skip fox]

7. "Yep, ain't nothing like chowing down with the troops!

They got the best grub of any army on the face of the earth, and boy they deserve it, too! Just to make a point, I'm having supper with the guys tonight. Just not real hungry at the moment . . . heh, heh. So I'll just have this cup o' joe and maybe later a toothpick."

Rummy is thinking: "Hope my aides don't forget that the steak should be medium rare and the salad's dressing is 'on the side.' I'll blow of these jugheads and reporters in a bit and get down to some serious eating!"

[kmla]

8. Gee whiz. Why is Condi the only gal that shows up

at these mixers? Where are all the babes? I wore my blue blazer and everything! I should be getting SOME action...

[skip fox]

9. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[Ilsa]

12. Do you think anyone saw me

spitting into Colin Powell's cup?

[VOX]

13. "I love the taste of hemlock in the morning!"

"It tastes like...victory. Now get that boom mike outta my crotch."

[Richardo]

14. BTW, Underpants - GREAT subject line!!

"stepping on the rake of bitter truth" HA!

[On the Road]

15. "Would I Characterize This Party as Sucking?"

"Heavens yes!"

[disgruntella]

16. "another saturday night, and i ain't got nobody" n/t

[toddzilla]

17. i made it all the way to the back of the room..

so i could let one rip.. and now this asshole shows up with a boom mic..

guess i'll hold it and be cool..

[cosmicdot]

18. Waiting in the VIP area, Rumsfeld reacts to the public announcement

... anyone who has taken a drink from the yellow coolers should report to sick bay ... repeat ... report to sick bay if you have taken a drink from the yellow coolers ... do not drink from the yellow coolers ... repeat ... do not drink from the yellow coolers ...

[skip fox]

19. Rummy is thinking: "Ah hah! A weapon of mass destruction!

This damned coffee is lethal!"

[BelgianMadCow]

20. I cannot show my smile... I cannot show my smile...

I have to keep the lining of my pockets out of sight as well

[VOX]

21. Note that Rummy's right pinkie is extended as he grips his styro cup...

Now, *that's* class!

[cosmicdot]

23. Typical good ol'boy at work ... standing around ... drinking coffee ...

... hand in pocket ... telling war stories ... doing nothing ...

[PATRICK]

24. Iraq Baked Food Sale

Runs out of sweetener for the water poor lemonade.