Britney to follow McDonald's & other shitty US exports to London?

[Pert_UK]

"Britney Spears has said she may follow in the footsteps of Madonna by moving to London.

She said she would love to move to another country and believed she would be happy in the English capital.

"It's the one place I feel completely anonymous," she said.

"And I just like the way they treasure everything. The milkman still comes to the door. Everything is very simply done." "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/3081240.stm

A few things, Britney...

1. That's not a milkman, he's a stalker or journalist - if he's the former, I very much suspect that it's "man milk" he's leaving on your doorstep each morning.

2. We don't do things simply, we just can't be bothered to put in any more effort than is necessary.

3. Please don't come to my city, you talentless, attention-seaking, dopey bint.

Thank you.

[dixiechiken]

1. Allrighty then ...

You go bye-bye now little spoiled-bitch-girl, 'kay? :hi:


(Sorry, Pert_UK, but damn ... haven't we had her long enough? :) )

[Positron]

6. Britney IS good looking though

va va voom. Do you think she could be interested in a short fat balding middle aged man?

[FarLeftRage]

2. Maybe you could send us

one of your pretty, but talentless females to make it a fair trade?
What do you say??

[Pert_UK]

3. You can have Martine McCutcheon any time you want her.......

Dozy witch that she is...

P.

[Township75]

4. Consider it pay back for the spice girls*

*

[Positron]

5. Madonna is pathetic

She's really getting to be a caricature. Reminds me a lot of that Lauren Bacall...who looks like an ugly lizard, yet still seems to think she's God's gift. Madonna is going in that direction. Pre-teens aren't paying attention to her much anymore, they're going for Christina or Britney. I think that's what that MTV stunt was all about..Madonna trying to muscle her way in there to appear relevant.

[T_i_B]

7. Anonymous in London???

I think you might find things quite different over here with the paperazzi ms Spears. I think I can safely say that Britney will NOT be anonymous in London.

Anyone think I should post the lyrics to Ernie: The fastest milkman in the west by Benny Hill here? :eyes;

[peekaloo]

8. dopey bint?

Is that similar to a silly bunt? }(

:hi:

[T_i_B]

9. yes

From Roger's profanisaurus

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/propagesA_Z/page_b.htm

bint n. Derogatory term for a silly old slapper; a bird; Joanne Guest.

[peekaloo]

11. LOL....thank you

:D

[Raven]

10. She was interviewed on CNN yesterday

by that little pimp in the bow tie. She was chewing gum...with her mouth open...chomping it...flicking it around...amazing! She's pretty enough but looks like a life-sized Barbie doll to me. This is the woman that 8-12 year old girls adore???