Is the Grotto open?

[Shakeydave]

I've got a real bad rash and the water will help I think. :freak:

[TrogL]

1. It's a bit early yet

there's cremes for that sort of thing

[Shakeydave]

2. Sorry, but........................

only a little of the S_B_P will do this rash!

[short bus president]

7. See, Dave, this is the thing...

you come in the pool now with that rash, and we'll have to drain it and fill it with calamine for tonight's festivities...

Perhaps one of the lovely attendants could slather you in something soothing, instead of letting you and your pustules into the water?

;-)

[Wickerman]

3. What's a grotto and do you need a rash to get in?

:scared:

[newyawker99]

4. Hi lunabush!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[GOPisEvil]

5. You don't need a rash...

The grotto is DU's own "Playboy Mansion"...

Come back late at night, or ask short bus president to explain it!

By the way, WELCOME! :hi:

[VelmaD]

6. The Grotto was closed last night...

me and short bus were having a "private party". *nudge nudge wink wink*

Seriously though, real life just intervened a little and neither one of us was around to open the Grotto.

For the person who asked what the Grotto is. Well. It was all short bus's fault. ;-) We were highjacking a lot of threads to play and flirt and he decided we needed a place where we could all be adults and talk about sex and drink and be naughty without upsetting the prudish among our DU compatriots. Thus...The Grotto was born. Most nights one of us opens it around 9:30-10 central time. It also usually reopens for a bit of play in the mornings when Aristus comes in to clean the place up (and paddle my backside). ;-)

So, I'll go ahead and throw open the doors. Aristus should be around in a bit with coffee and donuts. Til then, hop in the hot tub and relax.

Darth Velma