ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

[LynneSin]

This is the offical DU Flamethrowing football bashing thread. This thread is the thread for personal attacks - but only in the friendly NFL football nature!!!!!!

Tampa Bay Bucs are going to have their sorry asses handed back to them at our brand new stadium here in Philadelphia. So all you lame ass Bucs fans, just get over it. The Super Bowl was LAST year and this is a whole new season. We Eagles fans will send you postcards from our SuperBowl ride this year!!!!

[matcom]

1. WHOOPS!! my Redskins had something to say about THAT

last NIGHT!! :bounce:

ON TO THE SUPER BOWL!

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

2. Well Redskins will be fighting for last place...

....with the Dallas Cowpussies and New York They-Aren't Giants.

We OWN the redskins asses and their fans too!

[Blue_Chill]

25. Eagles have had their time in the sun.

Soon they will have their wings clipped.

Go skins.

[BlueJazz]

80. Tampa bay will win tonight...mmmm 17-0

(at least)

[meegbear]

10. BLASPHEMY!!!!!

You bastard!!! Pats baby! PATS!!!

[lpbk2713]

3. Sorry to disappoint.

But Sapp & Co. won't even have to work up a sweat to make light work of the Pigeons. :eyes:

[MaineDem]

4. I don't understand the attraction

US football is boring. In my HUMBLE opinion of course.

Give me rugby...knock-down, drag-out, no padding, no helmets rugby!

Or baseball. But football? Nahh

But please enjoy it...and go Pats! :)

[zbird]

13. Or Aussie Rules Football.

Love that game. Those guys are tough too, like the rugby guys.

[Blue_Chill]

27. Football is chess for big men

All the talent in the world can be beaten by superior planning.

Rugby is what US football looks like when played by 5 year olds.

Baseball's best player was a fat drunk and today competes with gold for the slowest sport award.

[Uzybone]

73. Well said...

especially the superior planning line.

[DEM FAN]

5. OH Yeah. Lets Get It On. My GIANTS Will Beat Your Eagles LynneSin.

:D

[LynneSin]

9. The only thing they'll be beating....

is their own, um, well you know!!!!

The New York Midgets SUCK!!!

[DEM FAN]

11. Ouch. That Hurt.

:evilgrin:

[11 Bravo]

46. And the only list the turkeys will top this year is

number of asshole fans locked up at every home game. (Did they remember to build a bigger jail in the new stadium?)

[HawkerHurricane]

6. Go Chargers!

And take the #%&* Padres with you!

[soleft]

7. Dammit - I had the first football thread!

You are all sad imitators

[Career Prole]

8. The Patriots...

The real Patriots...not the Act, or the errant missile, or the redneck with the Amerika...Love It Or Leave It! bumper sticker. The New England Patriots get the Lombardi Trophy this year. IMHO, of course.

[meegbear]

14. Got a problem ....

I'm a Pats fan too, but I looked at an SI article on Rush's debut last night: "... He also predicted the New England Patriots and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers would meet in the Super Bowl."

I want them to go and WIN, but I don't that shithead to say "See, I told yah so."

[ArkDem]

68. I wouldn't spend an undue amount of time on this one.

Maybe the Pats will have a winning record.

[jumptheshadow]

16. Did I hear the name Lawyer Milloy?

The rejuvenated Bills will have something to say about the Pats.

[rppper]

35. all of you AFC east weenies will be crying......

.... :cry: in your cornflakes when my mighty TITANS take the AFC championship this year....they are the definative dark horse in that leauge....they are experienced, hungry, and for a change...HEALTHY. McNair is a better QB on broken legs than 95% of the passers in the NFL. no one expected them in the finals last year, and everyone is ignoring them again this year...fatal oversight IMHO.......


:thumbsup: GOOOOOOOOO TITANSSSSSS !!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

[billfromwny]

59. Great Move by Belichek

Lawyer Milloy, welcome to Buffalo!

Go Bills!

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. This is the Packers' year, sorry folks.

;-)

[RetroLounge]

22. The Packer will have a Sorry year, folks

But The BEARS will kick some ass!

[ScreamingMeemie]

49. Hahahahahahaha, giggle, snort....gasp...

:-)

[Blue_Chill]

30. Whats up with Favre?

1- That last game you guys had last year was only ugly because it was obivous Favre didn't care.

[ScreamingMeemie]

50. There were all kinds of rumors floating around.

Divorce, falling off the wagon...etc. He never came out and said anything, but I was extremely surprised he left the game so early. It wasn't typical, take it to the end Favre.

[a_random_joel]

44. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Slackers have some real problems on defense, and Faaaaarrrve isnt getting any younger.

The upside is, wait... umm...

There is no upside. Bears will take the North this year.

[ScreamingMeemie]

51. Favre at 33, you consider that old. Hahahahahaa back at you.

Bears are a sad, sad team. A wannabe team, always the bridesmaid, never the bride...

I am pretty pleased with the Packers' defense. No problems there. Sharper is strong, if he stays healthy, and then there is KGB. I think you are in the wrong decade.

Can't wait for the Super Bowl.
Better luck to your Bears next year. hehehehehehe

[a_random_joel]

60. Don't be so grumpy, dammit!

I didn't say Faaaarve was old, I just said he peaked. This is the man who took pain killers to stay in the game after coughing up blood. Admirable? Yes. Stupid? Yes. Taken a couple of years off the carrer? Absolutely.

Many of the "experts" claim the Slackers will have problems defensively. I'll find links if you want them. Wrong decade? Hmmm. KGB - Reggie White? I don't see it. Unless of course you are talking about the 80s when we spanked Green Bay like 8 seasons in a row.

We'll see. Nothing comforts a playoff loss like some good cheese, eh?

[underpants]

15. I can't tell you the level of hate I have for that stupid intro

Aside from Hank Jr.'s political affiliation (he did fall down a hill ya know) it sucks.

I'll go out on a limb and say the Super Bowl will be..........

The Bucs vs. the Chiefs.

[LynneSin]

18. What the hell are you smoking???

You know the Eagles will be whooping the bucs butt and will be in the Super Bowl. The AFC team will be there for amusement value only!

[underpants]

20. Smokin' Eagle feathers

It's a long season.

[theHandpuppet]

17. As the world's last Bengals fan...

I think it best just to sit here in silence whilst y'all calculate your chances of going to the Super Bowl. I already know where my team will be on Super Bowl Sunday. :(

[Blue_Chill]

31. Look in the bright side you have a great couch

Now if you could just get rid of those horrible owners you'd be all set.

[Chilly_Willy]

19. Redskins .... yeah!

Gotta love them Redskins!!! 50 foot goal last night at their first game, spectacular!

[Blue_Chill]

28. Yeah too bad you fell asleep on the couch and didn't see the game

hahahah! :D

[Cush]

34. 50 foot?

I think you mean yards. 50 feet is about 16.6 yards ;-)

[PopSixSquish]

21. My Dear LynnSin...

allow me to introduce you to Warren Sapp, Ronde Barber, John Lynch, Greg Spiers and Simeon Rice. The road to the Super Bowl goes through Tampa honey :evilgrin:

And to The HandPuppet, nope you are not the last Bengals fan left. I have rooted for the boys since I was a mere child. Godspeed Marvin!

In Chuckie we trust!

[LynneSin]

36. McNabb is back and he's simply NOT impressed

by your defensive line.

When he catches up with Todd Pinkson, James Thrash and Freddie Mitchell, your guys will be in the dust wondering what the hell happened.

And this is the year for Correll Buckhalter. All I can say is "Duce Who???!!!"

[5thGenDemocrat]

23. Are you ready for some football?

Having been following the Detroit Tigers for the past five months, I'd have to say "yes."
John
Now I can follow the Lions for the next four months. And Central Michigan lost Saturday, too.

[MoonGod]

24. Go L.A.!!!

Huh? What's that? Still no team here in LA? Oh, well, nevermind, then.

[RetroLounge]

26. GO BEARS!

Watch Kordell slash his away to the playoffs!

Watch Urlacher CRUSH your offense!

[ProfessorGAC]

38. 16 & 0!!! Da Bears!

Well, at least they're undefeated. Until Sunday. I have a bad feeling about this season. I dunno about Angelo. Just don't like him.
The Professor

[a_random_joel]

43. I know what you mean about Angelo

Some people think he is trying to sabotage Jauron this year so he can get his own coach in(likely Nick Saban).

He's made some good moves(Kordell, decent draft, signing Urlacher and Brown to long term contracts), and he's made some bad moves(letting Rosey Colvin and Washington go). Guess we'll have to wait and see.

[a_random_joel]

42. Bears WILL make the playoffs

You heard it here first!

I'm a little concerned about the O-Line, but I think the defense will be solid, and Kordell adds a dimension Bears fans have not seen in ages.

DA BEARS!

[ScreamingMeemie]

52. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bub bye Bears!

[terryg11]

29. Faulk, Bruce and Warner are bck

and they ain't going away this year. hre come the rams by gawd!!

[Blue_Chill]

32. lol last season sucked for you guys

1- Kurt 'can't miss' Warner - looked like a blind old man, and then got himself hurt.

2- Marshall 'I don't fumble' Faulk - Fumbled 2 times in a game.

I agree with your prediction though, the rams are back and I think those that wrote them off are going to get wrecked.

[PopSixSquish]

53. Not if Derrick Brooks and Warren Sapp....

have anything to say about it. We own you :evilgrin:

[regularguy]

33. I unabashedly planned for an Eagles SuperBowl victory last

year, and recieved the standard punishment for this well known trangression. But this is really the year this time! Oh yeah! Where's the Superbowl party?

[Purrfessor]

37. Lifetime Bucs fan here...............

Every fan of every other team in the NFL, yes, including the Eagles, secretly fantasize about having John Gruden as head coach and Monte Kiffin as defensive coordinator. Besides great players, the Bucs also have the best group of coaches in the league, and let's not forget general manager Rich McKay, maybe the league's best GM.

For more on Rich McKay, here's a link:
http://bucs.tbo.com/bucs/MGA4RVDR4KD.html



GO BUCS

[LynneSin]

39. PUL-LEASE

We rejected him for Andy Reid, who I'll take anyday of the week and twice on Sundays.

Bucs are just damn lucky McNabb wasn't up to par from returning from his injuries. You ass is ours on Monday Night Football.

E * A * G * L * E * S * EAGLES!!!!

[Purrfessor]

48. LOL Lynne.........

How many Superbowl rings does Andy Reid have from the Eagles?

[ornotna]

58. Yer dreaming....time to wake up

Seems like we heard this same story last year *yawn*
It was old then, it's even older today.
The Bucs are going to take you to school and teach you all about football, sorry to say, it'll be a painful lesson.
Your best defensive player is gone this year(Douglas) and to be honest, you have too many injuries right now. You guys are dead meat. We own you.

[regularguy]

45. The only fantasies I have about Gruden

involve whisking my family away to someplace safe! :)

[JefferyD32]

40. Watch out for the Seahawks

They have a killer offense and Ray Rhodes has improved the defense, they are set to make a playoff run.

[LynneSin]

41. I dig Matt Hasslebeck

He saved my fantasy football team last year after McNabb got injured. And Ray Rhodes is awesome!

[GOPisEvil]

47. Your Super Bowl Champs: The Tennessee Titans!

Yep, even though evil Bud Adams took my team away and moved it to fucking Nashville, I still cheer for those guys. I can't get into the new Houston team. For one, Poppy Bush goes to their damn games, and TV always spots him. Plus, they play in a stadium named for evil Reliant energy. :puke:

Soooo...I am predicting the Titans will defeat the Rams in a SB rematch. I will not stay to see greasy Bud Adams accept the Lombardi trophy though, I'd puke up my chili.

[LynneSin]

56. No WAY! I would never cheer on a team taken from my town

And believe me, rumors were rampant that the eagles were moving to Los Angeles. I'll swallow nails and read Ann Coulter(+) before I cheer on any Eagles team that isn't Philadelphian. It's more than a team - an Philadelphia Eagles fan is an ATTITUDE. How many other football teams have a court WITh a judge to hand out sentences to obnoxious fans: ON GAME DAY!!!

http://www.southjerseynews.com/issues/january/m011703i.htm

Judge at Eagles Court penalizes unruly fans

By LYFORD M. MOORE
Courier-Post Staff
PHILADELPHIA

No one will have greater interest in fan behavior at Sunday's NFC Championship Game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Tampa Bay Buccaneers than Seamus P. McCaffery, an Irish-born municipal judge who rides a motorcycle, packs a gun beneath his long, black robe and wields a heavy gavel.

The 52-year-old McCaffery presides over "Eagles Court," a legitimate court established to curb rowdy behavior at the Vet. If the fans behave themselves, he'll have little to do. If not, it could be a long day


WOOWOO!!!1

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

57. What can I say? It wasn't the team's fault.

It was their dipshit owner. I've tried hating them, but I can't...maybe once Eddie George and Steve McNair and whoever else was an Oiler are gone, I won't care for them as much...

I think the Titans need to being back Luv Ya Blue, although the song doesn't go as well anymore.

What would have me do, root for the Poppy Bush team or root for the team I grew up with that happens to have another name? :shrug:

[rppper]

61. see post #35...and GOOOOO TITANS!!!!!!

another old school oilers fan here....since dante pastorini was the QB.....houston deserted the oilers, not the other way around....they are healthy and hungry and lost one major player in a defense already deep in up front talent...they will be in the afc championship game...bank on it....

[SaveElmer]

54. As far as I'm concerned Football Season doesn't start

Until the last pitch of the World Series !!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

62. Boo baseball, they lost me as a fan when they didn't end up letting the

replacement players play, and I was really enjoying watching them. It had been a long time since I enjoyed baseball, and now it will be never. And then they think they can fool us all to come back with silly rigged home run races. Yuck.

No offense meant to you though.

[gyopsy]

55. Go Dolphins!

I feel Fins deserve some representation here. Surely, if the Bengals, Redskins, and Seahawk fans can have their Super Bowl delusions than we in south florida can also.

The Dolphins will be facing an uphill battle as long as wannestedt and Fiedler are at the helm but at least we have Rickey Williams. He's always fun to watch.

[JCMach1]

66. Don't forget Brian G...

How long will fiedler be at the helm with Griese on the bench???

[GOPisEvil]

69. I think Brian G is injured....

...yep, he is...toe problem: http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/sports/football/6605562.htm

[Scurrilous]

70. Griese has a hurt toe.

So for now the Dolphins are stuck with clueless Fiedler.

[Coffee Coyote]

63. dammit

I thought this was a thread about real football... which some people mistakenly call "soccer".

[sasquatch]

64. KILL ME NOW I'M A BENGALS FAN

:cry:

[SmileyBoy]

65. Yay, Vikings!! We're mediocre!!!!

GOOOOOOOO MEDIOCRE!!!!!!

[dawgman]

75. Northwest curse you and your fairweather ways.

the Vikes will start the season at least 3-0 and maybe 6-1.

Sep. 7 @Green Bay Win 30-25
Sep. 14 Chicago 8:30 PM ET
Sep. 21 @Detroit 1:00 PM ET
Sep. 28 San Francisco 1:00 PM ET
Oct. 5 @Atlanta 1:00 PM ET
BYE WEEK
Oct. 19 Denver 1:00 PM ET
Oct. 26 NY Giants 1:00 PM ET
Nov. 2 Green Bay 8:30 PM ET
Nov. 9 @San Diego 4:05 PM ET
Nov. 16 @Oakland 4:15 PM ET
Nov. 23 Detroit 1:00 PM ET
Nov. 30 @St. Louis 1:00 PM ET
Dec. 7 Seattle 1:00 PM ET
Dec. 14 @Chicago 1:00 PM ET
Dec. 20 Kansas City 5:00 PM ET
Dec. 28 @Arizona 4:05 PM ET

[SmileyBoy]

78. I know. I think at least 3-0 to start out with...

This could be an interesting season.:-)

[Career Prole]

67. Sure it pisses me off that the Patriots didn't score

a single friggin' point...but neither did Tampa Bay or Philly!
Oh...they're playing tonight...that's right.
Fuck me. We have no point.:-(

[VermontDem2004]

71. The Cards are going to rip the shit out of the NFC West

I wish. x(

[dawgman]

79. please say you will beat the effing seahawks

[Hubert Flottz]

72. The Zebras CHEATED My Team!

Raiders lost on a TD that clearly was no TD! Easy to bribe a ref I reckon!

[ornotna]

74. All you trash talking Philly fans

(LynneSin)? where ya'll at now?
It's my birthday....it's my birthday.....oh yeah!

[PopSixSquish]

76. Not Just Beat...But Beat Down in Philly!!!

Buc Ball Baby!!!!!!!!!

The defense throws the body blows in the first half and the offense gets it on in the second. Wouldn't have it any other way.

Some nice end zone work by Jurevicius!!!!!

[leftist_rebel1569]

77. "He's not ready for some football..."

For the Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans out there...lol

[Purrfessor]

81. Time to gloat...Bucs 17 Eagles 0

BUCS COLLECT RENT AT EAGLES' LINCOLN FINANCIAL FIELD

GO BUCS