The Fiery Red Planet of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Boy I gotta get this down, what I thought of last night. Everyone's gonna be so proud they made me an honorary neo-con . . . Wow. Now, how did it go? . . . Oh yeah: 'We gotta privatize unemployment. That way we make money when we sell it to private industry. And they can figure out how to make a profit on it better than government can cause they got competition and stuff. So then we can tax them too. So we get money when we sell and when we tax and we got no more unemployment.' Wow. What a great idea! Everybody wins! . . . Last night when I thought of it, I wet myself. . . . It was great!"

[GOPisEvil]

1. *photoshop opportunity*

Replace the pens with crayons! }(

[underpants]

7. Dick is gonna be so proud of me for staying inside the lines

The wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round

[bushisanidiot]

2. Gotta Smile and Sign This Thingy.. Whatever It is

and git back to mah nose pickin!

[XNASA]

3. "3 + 1 equals, um, er...... uh..... DAMN, cipherin' is hard!"

[larryepke]

4. G-E-O...

what comes next?

[cosmicdot]

5. W is thinking: man, how cool is this ... signing fast track stuff ...

... with a stroke of this pen I tell labor and environmentalists ... and silly laws here and in other places ... to go stuff it ... we're in control ... no meaningful workers' rights ... check ... no job and wage security ... check ... oh, man, I'm getting goose bumps ... undermine foreign gub'ments from improving public health, the environment and their workers and give my corporate pals the power ... check ... standard of living of the haves goes up everybody else goes down ... oh, man ... all in the name of Free Trade ... I'm flippn' ...

[CanuckAmok]

6. "There...now just one more dot and......OH! IT'S A PONYYY!" n/t

[underpants]

11. LOL

I want a pony!!!

[CanuckAmok]

8. "This is so much easier now that I've graduated from the fat pencils!" n/

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[Wickerman]

9. Dick said sign here and its another 70 Billion to Halliburton

damn, this being president is SOOO much more profitable than running Armbursto.

[zbdent]

10. I'm so proud! They finally let me write in CURSIVE!

Not that they can READ it.

[Champion Jack]

12. here ya go

[GOPisEvil]

13. Excellent!!!!

:thumbsup: