Young Republicans resorting to stealing from Young Democrats

[noahmijo]

Yea today some little Rethug skank came over to our tent and snatched an anti-Bush button in I guess what she thought was a really slick manner and ran right next door to the Young Rethugs (they set their tent right up next to ours in an attempt to bully us I guess) and then she started bragging about it.

Well the thing is we give those buttons away for free and merely suggest donations for them, but it's okay honey show off to your boyfriend how bold you are, maybe you can get him to enlist since he's such a tough talker and he's so brave.

The idiots that came to their tent were met with "Did you know Kerry supports cloning!? did you know Kerry supports partial birth abortion!"

This is ALL I heard the whole time. No issues nothing. I couldn't help but in a sleazy voice say "Whut about da Economy?!" just to irritate them.

You know I would gladly march up there like this woman did earlier (which was great!) and give them a piece of my mind, but they got this poor guy in a wheelchair there with them, and I just can't be mean to a group that includes a guy in a wheelchair I just can't.

[TroubleMan]

1. That's when you reply with:

"I wish your momma supported partial birth abortions."

[name not needed]

2. Steal their table

[noahmijo]

3. LMAO they might notice that though.....

[miss_kitty]

5. "they might notice that though....."

it could take a while, though

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

4. Totally OT, but I love the satanic barney pic

n/t

[Mr. Blonde]

6. A girl from the local Young Republicans stood up in one of my classes

to tell everyone that the republican running for senate in OK would be at their first meeting and everyone was welcome. Since she sits right in front of me I couldn't help but notice she didn't believe in underwear, which I found strange for someone who is a member of such a morally strict party. Maybe it was an invisible chastity belt.

[Mr. Blonde]

7. dupe

[Bombero1956]

8. do what Franken told his son Joe to do in college

he told his son to carry enlistment papers with him. When he runs into one of those gung ho neocons young repugs, he just hands them the sign up papers and says, you like the war so much, here's your chance to back up your words with your ass.

[Mr. Blonde]

9. Although I don't know that you are replying to me

As bad as I hate to admit it she was pretty good looking. I could think of things she could do with her ass and enlisting wouldn't be the first thing to come to mind.


(sorry if I offended anyone, it is all in good fun.)

[sangh0]

10. "Bush* lied about the war, and destroyed a million jobs"

THAT'S how you get them pissed. Just keep saying it