If cats could read your mind, would you want one?

[Neshanic]

If they would do my bidding....yes.

[jdj]

1. They can.

They just don't laugh out loud, thank God.

[alphafemale]

6. Oh...but they do. Proof.

http://dwd.hu/cat.swf

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. If they would do all of my chores for me , sure .

If they knew when I wanted to tell someone off , sure . Although when it comes to cooking , I don't like hairballs in my food .

[MissMarple]

3. Honey, they don't just read minds, they do mind control.

Trust me. When you understand that, then you can be a responsible cat caretaker person. Maybe.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Want one what? A cat, or a mind?

[HEyHEY]

5. They'd never be around cause I'd always be thinking

"Kick cat, kick cat."

[Dem2theMax]

7. Three cats have owned me in my lifetime.

And heck, they already can. Read minds, that is. ;)

[scottcsmith]

8. You have it the wrong way

We're doing their bidding.

:evilgrin:

[VOX]

9. Isn't this the truth. I feel like I'm "on staff" for my two cats...

"May I get you anything else?" "Comfortable?" "It's okay." And so on.

Damned embarrassing.