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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 04:08 PM
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How do you feel when OJ's witnesses come to your door?
Edited on Wed Sep-08-04 04:10 PM by ohiosmith


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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 04:15 PM
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1. I guess I'd be dead.
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Awsi Dooger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 04:22 PM
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2. O.J. has apparently found a swankier golf course
A complete no-show at Calusa Country Club the last 3 weeks, the modest course I play while in Miami. O.J. had been a regular early afternoon presence the last few years, often accompanied in a separate cart by a buxom blonde named Kristi.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 04:29 PM
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4. OJ with a big-titty blond? No way!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 04:28 PM
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3. Don't even go there, dude.
Fuckin' Kato Kaelin's been living in my garage for the past 8 months. No matter what I do, HE WON'T LEAVE!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 04:30 PM
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5. Tell him you're gonna give him a bath. You'll never see him again.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 04:45 PM
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6. Like I've seen ghosts!
:scared:
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