The Lying Thread! Lie all you want here!

[UrbScotty]

If you lie in this thread, fear not; you shall be forgiven.

Telling the truth is what will get you in trouble here.

I'll start:

If Dean becomes President, the Bush Recession will become the Dean Depression!

[wyldwolf]

1. Women love me for my body...

..it makes them laugh!

[dorktv]

33. Is that a lie? Women do not laugh at your body or the love part?

[commander bunnypants]

2. Mr. GW Bush is the greatest prez of them all

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:


DDQM

[matcom]

4. THAT is not even acceptable in a LIE thread!

:puke:

you shall be promptly :spank:ed

[matcom]

3. i'm really a woman

who likes to wear lacey underwear!

[Wickerman]

14. well, we know you like to show yer arse!

my lie. I am not only rich, I am beautiful!

[Drifter]

5. I just managed to

Juggle 9 balls for over a minute (with a clean finish, of course)

Cheers
Drifter

[GOPisEvil]

6. See my avatar?

My body looks JUST LIKE that!

[kmla]

7. The recession started before I took office!

The prior administration looted Air Force 1!
Al Gore said he invented the internet!
My tax cut will stimulate the economy!
My second tax cut will stimulate the economy!
I did not have relations with that man, Ken Lay. He contributed to Ann Richards campaign!
Saddam is a threat!
We'll smoke 'em out of their caves!
They removed all of the 'w''s from the keyboards!
No child will be left behind.

Sorry - I couldn't think of any of my own, so I thought I would re-cycle some of the more popular ones from recent memory...

[Garage Queen]

8. I'm more beautiful than Raquel Welsh

More intelligent than Janeane Garofalo, a better singer than Rene Fleming, taller than Signorey Weaver, and richer than Oprah!

O8) :evilgrin: O8) :evilgrin: O8) :evilgrin: O8) :evilgrin: O8)

[MUAD_DIB]

9. The economy is improving....

Just look at how busy McDonalds is with all their new hires!


Take that Dems....

[catzies]

10. I love my government!

All the old rich white men in charge are doing a wonderful job!

They really care about me!

I am so much better off than I was after 8 years of so-called peace and prosperity!

I love the Los Angeles Lakers, and the New York Yankees! But watching sports is really boring and girls shouldn't watch; they should be at the mall shopping!

Wal-Mart is a great store with great prices and everybody should shop there!

Britney Spears is the greatest performer of our age and will go down in history as such!

Matt Drudge is an honest and ethical reporter and Rush Limbaugh is a prophet!

This California recall is a great idea and everybody should do it!

I love reality television!

Starbucks is my favorite coffee and I love Nike and I wear Michael Jordan's clothes every day!

My boyfriend really loves me and would never cheat on me!

[rabid_nerd]

11. Dean is our best shot to win!

Dean/Lieberman 04!

[JitterbugPerfume]

16. I live in a beautiful 20 room mansion

my toilet does not leak and my carpets do not need cleaning


my sink is not full of dirty dishes

[UrbScotty]

32. Excuse me! You told the truth!

LIES ONLY!

[JVS]

36. No, Kerry is the best shot to win.

After all he comes from the Massachussets "heartland" which will be extremely attractive to voters in the rest of the country. Being from Massachussets is a great advantage to any politician.

He also has a completely solid relationship with the left wing of the party, thanks to his sticking up for the Black Caucus during the 2000 debacle, his telling Democrats that he too is still upset about the injustice of 2000, and his extremely tasteful speech in front of the aircraft carrier. After all, what better symbol of Democratic virtues and principles is there than a 27,000 ton warship. I believe that Eisenhower, another great Democrat, said it best with "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a fine investment in the future of those who hunger and are not fed, those lucky duckies who are cold and are not clothed."

Also to his credit is his brave stance on the iraq vote and subsequent explanation thereof. What is especially impresive is the clarity of his statements and the fact that huge numbers of people have not had to come forward to clarify/decipher/spin his statements.

[damnraddem]

12. Sorry, I can't post here.

Because I never lie.

[HERVEPA]

13. I Love my job

(which will be extinct soon)

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. everything I've ever told you is a lie... including that. (eom)

.

[Semi_subversive]

17. My Penis

is 18 inches long.

[Lady Freedom]

19. And I am a sweet, pure as snow virgin!

I never, ever talk dirty! And for get cibering! Or just doing it!:wow: with a guy becaues I find him hot and thats that! the great Ashcroft would hate me and Talk to President Bush!And then Buch with talk with god and send me to hell! I must never be sexual! I'm A woman! All we can do is cleane house and have Babies! And we never enjoy making the babies!

Ok now for the FL land I have for sale!hehe!

[SOteric]

18. GD is a forum

devoted to promoting peace, brotherhood, intellectual affinity and the good of mankind. Each and every GD regular is demure and brilliant.

There are no perverted things ever posted in the Lounge. Each and every Lounge regular is as pure as the driven snow.

[geniph]

20. Everyone KNOWS Saddam and Osama were buddies!

and they were both stockpiling anthrax like mad! It's just too bad it wasn't Annthrax Coulter! That is a weapon of mass revulsion for sure!

[TXlib]

21. This sentence is false.

[JVS]

37. Hey, that is cheating!

That statement can neither be true nor false. You are throwing a monkeywrench into the machinery here!

[Bake]

22. The check's in the mail! Really!

And I promise to respect you in the morning.

Bake

[LynneSin]

23. I have a serious obsessive crush on Matcom

:eyes:

[VOX]

24. Free Republic is an intellectual hotbed, a greenhouse of ideas...

It's a nurturing place, where high-octane discourse is valued, and broad vision and tolerance are routinely practiced.

Well, that's about all I can stand -- excuse me while I :puke:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. I have the largest penis of anyone on DU

[zbdent]

26. I cringe every time I hear the phone ring

fearing that I might get a call from some 20-something kid who finally found his real dad.

[NightTrain]

27. I really like it when a woman...

...automatically assumes that because I'm a single man who is currently unattached, it means I want to fuck her.

I also really like it when a woman lumps me into the same category as all the sexist pigs who've previousy made her life miserable.

Of course, if I were to lump all women in with the thimbleful of cold, unfeeling cunts who've raked my heart across the coals and not thought twice about it, I'd be accused of sexism, misogyny, and a whole lot worse!

Ahh, fuck this. I've got a couple of kick-ass rock 'n' roll bands to see perform tonight. I'm outta here, y'all!

[ComerPerro]

28. Recently

The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.
Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production.

Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities. He clearly has much to hide.

The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary, he is deceiving.

From intelligence sources, we know, for instance, that thousands of Iraqi security personnel are at work hiding documents and materials from the U.N. inspectors, sanitizing inspection sites and monitoring the inspectors themselves.




It Goes on like this:

[Darranar]

29. Lieberman will be a great president...

the war in Iraq was a just crusade to liberate the Iraqi people, Saddam had WMD, Kucinich is a powerless fool, Bush is a fine president, big, huge, corporations are excellent for our country and the world, Rush Limbaugh is an intelligent, deap-thinking person, and the only just solution to the I/P conflict is to transfer all the Palestinians.

Okay, now I feel like :puke:ing. Please excuse me. I think I have posted too much right-wing junk. (This last part is actually the truth.)

[mitchum]

30. Ann Coulter (+) is a nice and reasonable young man

[ComerPerro]

31. HAHAHAHA

That was great.

But you are supposed to lie. So why did you say that Coulter was a man?

[greekspeak]

34. I want to have 10,000,000 of Dubya's Babies

and moisturize their bottoms with Iraqi petrolium instead of baby oil. As long as we are lying, I would pay money to see Dick Cheney five Don Rumsfeld a lapdance.

[Capn Sunshine]

35. I'm totally caught up and since the world is so safe, I'm here

what a pleasure the lounge is to us burnouts.
I'm actually skipping a political event I organized.
Must decompress.

[Paragon]

38. Huge penis.

HUGE.

And I'm gonna make love to you ALL night, baby.

[MissMillie]

39. No ociffer, I haven't been drinking....

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

[VelmaD]

40. I'm a sweet innocent girly girl.

All my posts are serious and well thought out and about important political topics.

I only come to the Lounge to see the pictures of kitties.

Darth Velma

[newsguyatl]

41. lieberman is the last

bastion of hope for the democratic party...not to mention, he's HOT!

[ButterflyBlood]

42. Bush is smarter than my 2 year old cousin

[Brother Buzz]

43. It's only a cold sore

[Dr_Greenthumb]

44. I've never smoked weed, ever!

In fact, I hate weed, weed just makes do all sorts of productive shit, and I hate being productive.

I've never smoked hash, I've never done 'e', I really hate 'shrooms', I've never smoked opium.

I've dropped acid.

I've smoked crack.

I've shot heroin.

I've overdosed on drugs.

I don't like drugs.

I think drugs are the enemy.

I don't want to smoke weed right now.

I didn't just smoke weed right then.

Happy?