Anyone see USA Today entertainment (?) section today?

[zbird]

At least I think that's the name of the section. There is an ad on the top right corner of the front page of the section, "BEACH AMBUSH". For some reason, it caught my eye (I was at a local Burger King, it was their paper). Then it dawned on me... I thought it said "IMPEACH BUSH". Actually, that particular copy of USA Today now does say that thanks to a little bit of ink. I crossed out the bottom hump of the "B" and added "IM" in front, then crossed out the "AM", and voila!

An elderly gentleman picked up the paper after I put it back in the rack. I wonder if he noticed.