OMFG!! NothingShocksMeAnymore JUST SPOKE TO MRS MATCOM!!!!

[matcom]

HOLY SHITE!!! I AM NOW IN HUGE TROUBLE!!!!

HELP ME.,...............................

PLEAse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maple]

1. I'm surprised

you weren't in trouble after announcing Mrs Matcom would rape Sean Connery given half a chance.

[PopSixSquish]

2. Yeah, Come On!

What I wouldn't have given to be listening in on that conversation :party:

Give us details, we wants them!!!

[matcom]

3. something about "Body Shots"

between breasts...

:scared:

OR GOOD ! :D

[PopSixSquish]

8. I Think I Just Got Turned On...

between this mental picture and the image posted in the Why Guys Like Women Kissing thread, I'm going to need a cold shower in a minute.

Note to self - discuss this idea with boyfriend next weekend.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. She wants me BAD!!!!

Sorry Mat you shouldn't have handed her the phone...I told you it was dangerous!!!

[matcom]

6. LOL. as long as i can take PICS

:D

:loveya:

she LOVES YOU!!! :P

[wtmusic]

5. Does Mrs. Matcom have a yellow ass too?

[blm]

7. Put CatWoman on the other line

and then in 10 minutes call the Paramedics.

[matcom]

9. FUCK the paramedics.....

i need a mortition... x(

[short bus president]

10. a little stiff, are ya'?

;-)

[GOPisEvil]

11. Dude...you are completely fucked.

Just start apologizing now; for everything.

[salin]

12. What were you thinking?

Putting one of the most phenominal Duers on the line with your wife... you fear competition? Heck - she is now going to want to boot you off the computer so SHE can talk with NSMA and other DUers...

What's the old saying.... you cruise.... you lose... ;-)

[SOteric]

13. Kewel.

NSMA has been circulating your wife's contact information amoung the women of DU. We're all gonna call her and chat for a while.

:7

[matcom]

14. I GOT "LUCKY" Last Night

but for some strange reason, the Mrs kept screaming TEENA'S name!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

15. *snarf*

Life as you know it has ended! :D

[matcom]

17. note to self

do NOT let her talk to Midori x(

[GOPisEvil]

18. Make another note to yourself:

NEVER LET HER REGISTER AT DU!!!! :scared:

[matcom]

19. she threatened to once

straightened me RIGHT UP!! :scared:

[GOPisEvil]

20. How do you know she HASN'T?!?!?!

Maybe she's "documenting"!!

:tinfoilhat::scared:

[matcom]

21. oh THAT would be bad

very bad indeed :scared:

think she knows i drop my pants for you all on a daily basis?

[GOPisEvil]

22. She's a woman - she probably suspects!

But, she probably figures that if you are dropping trou here, you won't be doing it in the neighborhood.

[underpants]

23. You really bought that whole "arwalden" thing?

Come on wise up.

[matcom]

24. HAHAHAHAHAHA

that "arwalden" thing :D

OH MY STRAIGHT STARS!! :bounce:

[underpants]

28. Or...........

Hubert Flottz

Sleep well.:scared:

[matcom]

30. oh you didn't!

did you?

:scared:

SLEEP? SLEEP?

no way in HELL after THAT! :D

[underpants]

34. Remember his "story"

He's from "West Virginia" yeah what are the odds of "him" having electricity in the first place a computer in the second and "his" one tooth knowing how to spell let alone type.

<Disclaimer>
My mother's side of the family are from and in West by GOD Virginia and there tooths CAN type thank you very much.

[underpants]

16. That's odd my wife came up with a new nickname for me last night

she just kept screaming MOOKIE!!! over and over

Oh well I don't know why she was calling me that but I'll take it.

[GOPisEvil]

25. Is your wife a Mets fan?

Maybe she has a Mookie Wilson thing going...

[matcom]

26. Jeff is.....

'Hung like Mookie!' :D

[underpants]

32. Maybe it was that we had on the Mookie Wilson lovesongs album

I can't find an image or a mention of it but he did actually release an R&B album of lovesongs a couple of years ago.

[underpants]

27. To actually even try to imply such a thing around here would be my end

Braves AAAAAAAAAALLLL the way. She rocks back and forth like Leo Mazzone after the 7th inning of games even in April.

but then Mookie is pretty common name.:shrug:

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

29. Please, baby. baby, please, please, baby...

[blm]

31. Better than calling you "teenie"

ot "tiny"

[underpants]

33. I think "teena" is the "maculine" form of "tiny" in Spanish

:bounce:

[Booberdawg]

35. ROTFLOL!

[Generic Other]

36. There's a MRS. Matcom?

Only one?

And all this time I thought GOPisEvil was the Casanova of DU.