VelmaD bats 1000!

[short bus president]

Off to the dungeon to celebrate. Come on, everyone - take a crack at that crack! This girl needs some celebration spankin'!

[GOPisEvil]

1. SHE BEATS 1000?!?!?

Damn, she's been BUSY!!! :spank:

Oh, her 1000th post! Congratulations!!! :toast: :spank:

[VelmaD]

5. Snort

I can see where you'd get confused on that whole bat vs. beat thing.

Thanks for the congrats buddy. :toast:

[VelmaD]

2. Woohoo!

We get enough volunteers we might just make it to one lick for every post before you have to leave.

I'll just be here bent over this chair taking all comers then. ;-)

[short bus president]

3. no comers!

Spanking only, here! Comers are welcome in the Grotto...

;-)

[VelmaD]

8. Here or the Grotto...

They can paddle me wherever. I'm easy. ;-)

[Droopy]

4. Congrats, VelmaD

I don't see how you did it so fast. I remember you and I had the same amount of posts a few weeks ago.

[VelmaD]

7. Blame short bus

and that Grotto of his. ;-)

Thanks. *smooches*

[blm]

6. She batted you perfectly?

How exciting.

;)

[VelmaD]

10. That's me...

practically perfect in every way. ;-)

Thanks for helping push me toward 2000. :-)

[Wickerman]

9. Goodness

I do think this place feels like home!
Congrats on 1,000 whacks, VelmaD!

[VelmaD]

11. Not a lot of goodness...

involved in the threads that got me to 1000.

Thanks for the congrats though. *smooches*

[short bus president]

12. Nein!

No smooches! Bent oafer meinen knee! Counten!

<whack> <WHACK!> <SMACK!>

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

15. God I'm gonna miss...

your awful German while you're gone. Not to mention the daily beatings. ;-) *pout and sigh*

Oh well.

one!

Two!

THREE!!!!!

Miss you already. *smooches*

[JohnKleeb]

13. congrads velma

[VelmaD]

14. Thanks kiddo

Here. Have a libation with me. (It's ok...it's root beer.) :toast:

You just remember to keep your eyes closed on the rest of this thread. ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

16. I want birch beer though

Do you make lefty cover his eyes :)? just of curiousity because I am older than him.

[VelmaD]

17. Sometimes...

if he's a very good boy we let him into Adult Swim. If he's a very very good boy (and we're too drunk to notice) sometimes we don't get on him for peeking. ;-)

[newyawker99]

18. Congrats VelmaD!!

Welcome to the 4 digit club!! :toast:

[VelmaD]

19. Thanks...

I slept in today and just now saw this. It's a little early in the day but :toast: back at ya anyway. :-)

Darth Velma

[Aristus]

20. Sorry I missed your 1000th post, Velma. Congrats.

BTW, I see I get no credit for helping you get there.

Bad Velma, BAD!

:spank: :spank: :spank:

Sie haben das vergessen! Hexe! Das ist ganz unrecht!

:spank: