Mom, do you douche?

[LeftCoast]

Poll question: Mom, do you douche?

You've all seen the commercials. Two women, one younger, one older, both wearing flowing white clothes. They stroll along a beach with a summer breeze gently blowing. And then comes the question. "Mom, do you douche?"

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. It's bad for you.

[JVS]

2. In freshman year I was hanging out with some people and the topic came up

We were talking about queefs and one of the girls present demostrated that she could queef intentionally. She also added that she had no need for douches because she could use the same method that she used to queef for sucking in water from a bath and squirting it back out. We were all very impressed.

[grasswire]

3. and besides....

...I've read that there's a racial aspect to the marketing that douche manufacturers have done over the years. They have marketed heavily to African-American women, with the overtones that if you didn't douche, you were "unclean" and inferior.

I can't find the exact study on it, but this page on health issues and douching for black women says that 66 percent of AA women douche regularly compared to 37 percent of all women. Douching can assist many different ills, such as ectopic pregnancies, PID.

http://www.nbna.org/paper_repro.html

[lpbk2713]

4. Today can't be a total waste.

I've added a new word to my vocabulary.

[SmileyBoy]

5. OMFG, I'm laughing cause you're talking about queefing!!!!

LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!

[EX-CONservative]

6. ...

Well, I guess most guys like a talented gal :silly:

Word ^ to the wise: When such a lady has this talent, do NOT make her mad during sex. It's gonna hurt!
;)

That's just what I heard :)

[NashVegas]

9. From the UrbanDictionary

As stated elsewhere it is the sound a woman makes when the air that is trapped in her pachanga, usually caused by serious bashing by her old man, is released causing an unmistakable flatulent style noise. At which point her face contorts in horror and you try to hold her close so she can't see your face and say it's okay as you are trying not to shake from laughing so damned hard.

[kathee]

7. REAL bad for a woman

messes up the delicate balance of women's vaginas. Helps the bad bacteria flourish. All in all a really bad thing to do.

[DemBones DemBones]

8. Have you heard about the woman who was waterskiing,

fell off the skis, and set the world's record for the hundred yard douche?


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