I've been drinking and I have a Jehova's Witnesses joke

[slackmaster]

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a biker?

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A person who rings your doorbell at 7:00 AM and tells YOU to fuck off.

[htuttle]

1. What do you get when you cross a JW and a Unitarian?

Somebody that rings your doorbell at 7:00 AM for no particular reason.

(told to me by someone going to a Unitarian seminary)

[xchrom]

2. i want to thank both of you

these little gems will come in handy!

[wyldwolf]

3. Why can't Jesus eat m&m's?

They keep falling through the holes in his hands!

Christian Ways to Find a Wife:

Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours.
- Deuterononmy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

Find a prostitute and marry her.
- Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)

Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.
- Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)

Short summary of every Jewish Holiday:
"They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat."

You've heard about the big controversy on when life begins. In Jewish
tradition the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates
from medical school.

Anyone up for racial jokes?


My point? I don't believe it is ok to joke about one group but not another.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

4. Jesus was Jewish.

There are four facts that prove this:

1. He didn't leave home until he was over thirty.

2. When he did, he went straight into his father's business.

3. His mother thinks he's God.

4. He thinks his mother's a virgin.