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Edited on Sat Sep-06-03 10:11 AM by Hubert Flottz
I trusted in Gawd but I'm still P0! I made Pacts With The :evilgrin: but I'm Still P0! I paid my Union Dues and NADA! I Trusted In The Resident And NOW, I'm-a Gonna' be rich beyond my wildest DREAMS! I can hardly wait for the cash and goodies to come FLOWING in!
I'm ready to give up that time and a half overtime CRAP and start to get the bigtime salaried company official perks I've been missing all these years! When the new overtime laws come into play and the company tries to make me work free overtime I'll be expecting all the big company benefits to commence ASAP!
A big new company car to start off with! Month long paid Texas sized vacations! Free Stock! Endless Free gifts from venders and Everybody in the place constantly kissing my executive arse! Musn't forget those huge bonus checks either! No more Income Tax! Bosses Day! It's A-Gonna' be N-I-C-E!
All I have to do to get the sweeping new salaried position in the company, is to tell people what to do and when to do it, Right? And then drive off in my new Lincoln navigater to get my nails done and meet the guys at the clubhouse for a free lunch on the company expense account! "HeLLLLLLLL, I'm buying this time boyz", Right?
If everyone in America is indeed free and equal, I should get all these finer things in life, for life, in repayment for my extra hours I'll be spending with the company, Right! Isn't that the FAIR'WAY?(no Pun Intended)
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