Has anyone ever been told lies about masturbation or sex as a child?

[IranianDemocrat]

I remember when I was younger, the priest used to tell us that if you masturbate you'll grow hair on your hands and go blind. LOL. Anyone else been intentionally misled about sexuality?

EDIT: spelling police are at it...

EDIT: ...

[catpower2000]

1. They lied to you about how to spell "masturbate" nt

[Dookus]

2. they tried...

to tell me those lies, but I was too busy whacking off to hear 'em.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. See there! Masturbation makes you deaf!

:D

[dawgman]

3. My brother told me that oral sex was how french people did it.

[arwalden]

4. Can I Do It Until I Need Glasses? I'll Shave My Palms So Nobody Knows...

:-)

[roughsatori]

5. As a member of the spelling police

I see you edited the post but I think you can edit titles now too. :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. My mother gave me a copy of 'Our Bodies Ourselves' when I was nine

and I read it cover-to-cover right away. I was pretty much misinformation-proof after that.

[ornotna]

8. Ever since

I started using Nair as a hand loition I no longer have that problem. ;)

[Don_G]

9. "If" I Lied To My Parents

What makes you think I'm a going to tell the truth to the whole world now?