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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-03 06:00 PM
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Clark, Dean, Yoko's Ta-ta's and "illegal immigrants"....
Arrgh.... to much time in GD.

Somebody talk me down.

Anybody have a good yak or hedgehog story?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-03 06:12 PM
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1. Well I was masturbating when my yak and hedgehog began peeping
through the window. I had an alien feeling that they were illegally watching me so I pretended to not know they were there. I began thinking of Yoko's ta tas and realized, that although I admire her, the thought of her ta tas dries me up worse than summer day in Death Valley .

So I then began to picture Clark and Dean kissing and it turned me on but by then the yak and the hedgehog must have gotten bored. I looked outside my window to find them humping each other.


Did that help?
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-03 06:14 PM
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2. what about Mrs. Matcom?
she was no where to be found?
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-03 06:18 PM
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3. :)
that's a nice story!

I feel much better.

But stop dissin' Yoko's ta-tas!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-03 06:28 PM
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4. Where are they?
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-03 06:30 PM
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5. I presume...
they're just below her neckline.

But what I don't know about women's anatomy could fill a warehouse.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-03 06:58 PM
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6. Wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga
Better?
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-03 07:07 PM
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7. ahhhhh....
yes. much.

thanks.
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-06-03 07:26 PM
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8. I won't even ATTEMPT to follow that first act!! LOL!
Won't EVEN try! LOL!

But I hope you're feeling better now.:D GD can get the best of anyone. I've had to stop myself several times today from responding with something I would regret later. So many ridiculous topics - so little time - seems to be the new fad.

Feel better Dookie? :D
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