Slightly odd question for a Saturday night re calico cats

[Valerie5555]

Wondered what would happen if a group of calico cats decided to form a MEOW QUAEDA organization, and then take over John Ashcroft's office to terroize the hell out of him.



It was just that it was known that he's AFRAID or :scared: of CALICO CATS since he thinks they're "unnatural" since they're largely "girls" or female cats and they "boys" or calico male cats or calico tomcats are very rare, the ones who could "bring it on" in terms of SIRING KITTENS are RARER still.

[TroubleMan]

1. I always thought

That you could really scare the hell out of him if you invaded his office with Hooters Girls. He's really scared of breasts.

[Valerie5555]

3. Yes, yes, how about CALICO CATS and FLIGHT ATTENDANTS for Hooters Airlines

(for I think there's now a "Hooters Airlines" but am not sure about that:shrug:) with INVITATIONS for him to JOIN THEIR MILE HIGH CLUB, as well as PORNOGRAPHIC GIRLIE MAGAZINES such as PLAYBOY.

[wtmusic]

2. He thinks they're a sign of the devil

Now, imagine TOPLESS calico cats...

[Valerie5555]

4. Or totally NEKKID or NAKED calico cats

BARING their BREASTS.

[Melsky]

5. Ashcroft is so sad!

This is my calico, Minty Fresh. I call her my little ashcroft repellent.

[Valerie5555]

6. Dare I say this but I once had a calico kitty named Ginger as a kid

wonder if your calico kitty had a "quirk" of an odd sounding meow, Ginger sure did. "Wa - aow, wa- aow, wa - aow, Wa - aow, WA - AOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[pansypoo53219]

7. My brother the dittohead

has a calico cat, Taffy. uess it's my asscroft repellent.

[Valerie5555]

8. Maybe sometime I should get a GINGER THE SECOND so

she could be my ASHCROFT REPELLENT too.


On edit: Whoopsie, make that ASSCROTCH REPELLENT.